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https://twitter.com/lola_veux/status/1521170023389097984

ok but did they confiscate the dildos or are they allowed

owl (@owlyowlnow)Mon, 02 May 2022 16:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/Kristen_Arnett/status/1521153289529831426

Don’t feel bad, I love karaoke too.

👻 Claire (@LilyPinkBaker)Mon, 02 May 2022 18:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/owlyowlnow/status/1521170795187347460

"how dare you, this is a historical medical device for the treatment of mania!"

TV Ketchup (@TehSlan)Mon, 02 May 2022 17:14 +0000

we left the airbnb and this is what the host just sent, i am literally in tears

Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett)Mon, 02 May 2022 15:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/WhiteboardKatie/status/1521158415296475138

Adjacent

🍃 Queen LaQueefa 🎋 (@1tumblrsucks)Mon, 02 May 2022 19:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/1tumblrsucks/status/1521214821013798913

"Clitoris? I haven't heard that name in years..."

Kito likes to draw (@KitoDraws)Mon, 02 May 2022 20:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/Kristen_Arnett/status/1521153289529831426

they offered to keep it for us for our next stay??? five star service

Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett)Mon, 02 May 2022 15:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/chompie1337/status/1521192563465670656

I used to like the home lab question in interviews till someone pointed out how classist and gate keeping of a question it is.

Jeff and Taxes (@Fipples19)Mon, 02 May 2022 19:15 +0000

why when you work in tech everyone expects you to maintain some super complicated home network as a hobby? do u think I wanna be a sysadmin for fun

chompie (@chompie1337)Mon, 02 May 2022 18:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/banalplay/status/1521130676795453440

Come on, give him credit. It only took him 33 years to accept black people enough to be able to put them in a strip mocking the other minority he doesn't like

a tiny, old, manatee (@asmolmanatee)Mon, 02 May 2022 14:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/banalplay/status/1521130676795453440

I love that he wanted credit as a Progressive here

𝔻𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕥 🪴 (@PersonalGenius)Mon, 02 May 2022 15:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/banalplay/status/1521130676795453440

This is so embarrassing that I can't believe he's actively admitting to it

Jesse (@JesseDoctor)Mon, 02 May 2022 14:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/AerynApoptosis/status/1521151140833898496

Do these folks not realize that the creators of the Matrix are a pair of trans sisters?

🇨🇦 DC 🇺🇦 (@ta06)Mon, 02 May 2022 16:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/agowa338/status/1521164519820701698

it's the same joke every conservative uses against trans folk it's about dehumanizing trans folk

The Great Gario (@TheGreatGario)Mon, 02 May 2022 17:02 +0000

How it feels to be a woman at a tech conference:

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Mon, 02 May 2022 20:49 +0000

"Dilbert" creator Dilbert introduces first black character in 33-year run, introduced solely to hate trans people

Lena (@banalplay)Mon, 02 May 2022 14:13 +0000

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I hate when men fish for compliments so much, are you a man or not.

L (@Laalaluvsu)Mon, 02 May 2022 20:36 +0000

jacky.wtf/about (@jackyalcine)Mon, 02 May 2022 20:49 +0000

Oof! Just pushed out my first redesign on my site in several years. 🙈 Would love to know what y'all think. 💙 marcusnoble.co.uk

Marcus Noble (@Marcus_Noble_)Mon, 02 May 2022 13:35 +0000

malcolm in the middle context (@OutOfCMalcolm)Sun, 01 May 2022 19:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/KSVesq/status/1520856506572419074

One key to a successful marriage is probably having enough money that the concern is what you're wearing to a gala.

Nick Johnson (@N__J_____)Sun, 01 May 2022 22:53 +0000

Friends don’t let friends invent weird new software licenses.

Matthew Green (@matthew_d_green)Mon, 02 May 2022 17:38 +0000

"One of the Joker's goons revealed to me his plans to poison Gotham's water supply three days before the attack happened. In my new book Behind The Gotham Disaster, I give you inside access to what the Clown Prince of Crime was planning for the first time."

Oliver Willis (@owillis)Mon, 02 May 2022 13:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/benadam11/status/1521159960876388353

Especially in the era of remote. In-person or verbal communication is invaluable but also ephemeral. Writing is long lasting communication.

Kyle Clark (@kyclark)Mon, 02 May 2022 16:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/EddieHinkle/status/1521142506750201856

My to-list today? Untold number of Slack channels and messages 🤯 Shout out to my team and company. I didn’t get a single @-mention over the course of those 6 weeks!

Eddie (@EddieHinkle)Mon, 02 May 2022 15:48 +0000

all my americans are like "if my student loan debt's forgiven i'll be able to apply the money to my medical debts"

Jamison (Travis) Crabtree (@palegreenmist)Mon, 02 May 2022 01:13 +0000

A beast lies on the shores of Storm Point, and IMC Armories have been unearthed, explore and learn more about our monstrous map update.

maybe a controversial take but car headlights are too bright these days. every single SUV is equipped with like military grade halogen retina destroyers. jeep grand cherokee drivin around with the 9/11 memorial spotlights on the front. lighthouse-ass chevy tahoes. grow up

Jack Crosbie (@jscros)Sat, 11 Dec 2021 05:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/SaraSoueidan/status/1521146345179996163

One problem I had in the past is that some RSS readers really messed up my code display.

Chris Heilmann (@codepo8)Mon, 02 May 2022 15:20 +0000

You don't hate Mondays. You hate Capitalism. You don't hate crowded spaces, you hate bringing cars into people space. You don't hate cities, you hate pollution, noise from cars and having limited space to escape the rural monsters.

Kris Nóva (@krisnova)Mon, 02 May 2022 14:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/UnheimlichManvr/status/1520414710146994176

Indeed, as if those of us living in Transphobe Plague Island need a reminder

Reina Watt (She/Her) Asexual🏳️‍⚧️ (@ReinaHW)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 15:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/franwritesstuff/status/1520415773260488705

It's the little winky face that gets me, the PASSIVE AGGRESSION

Ally Wilkes #AllTheWhiteSpaces (@UnheimlichManvr)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 14:54 +0000

Don't fucking rub it in

Ally Wilkes #AllTheWhiteSpaces (@UnheimlichManvr)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 14:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/engineering_bae/status/1520957439616552962

This man is wildly abusive and it’s disturbing to watch, can’t believe TLC didn’t even add a disclaimer. All the adults are failing her.

Ali Spittel 🐞 (@ASpittel)Mon, 02 May 2022 02:53 +0000

I don’t watch the show Unexpected, but a random episode happened to be on while I prepared for bed and I am BAFFLED by how many men I heard say that childbirth is “not that bad”. If someone said this while I was giving birth, if I had enough energy, I’d lose it.

Taylor Poindexter (@engineering_bae)Mon, 02 May 2022 02:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/jamieamalea/status/1520385618928455681

Recently observed Gopher Tortoises in SW Florida:

Mattmilko (@mattmilko)Sun, 01 May 2022 21:07 +0000

Someone please dub this with conversation

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https://twitter.com/jamieamalea/status/1520385618928455681

Recently observed Gopher Tortoises in SW Florida:

Mattmilko (@mattmilko)Sun, 01 May 2022 21:07 +0000

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 02 May 2022 12:18 +0000

God I love straight people. It’s like having access to a 24/7 zoo

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gonna have a scale so that no woman over 120 lbs walks in

Josemaría Piulada (@txiokatu)Fri, 29 Apr 2022 18:45 +0000

Evan (@MaoistBidenism)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 19:51 +0000

This May Day remember Louis Lingg, whose alibi in the Haymarket trail was that he couldn't have thrown the bombs because he was at home making other bombs. His sentencing statement was "I despise you, I despise your order, your laws, your force propped authority. Hang me for it."

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sun, 01 May 2022 17:57 +0000

most of the issues you guys bring up when it comes to trans people just point back to predatory cis men being the issue twitter.com/am_ldn/status/…

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How would a womens only gym work in this generation, a man could identify as one if he wants too now when signs up

ً (@Am_ldn)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 14:18 +0000

ken (@24hrken)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 16:47 +0000

I actually love this. We shouldn’t pretend that sex stops after a certain age and/or surgery. twitter.com/kevmcnaughton/…

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Couldn’t make it up 🤣

Kevin McNaughton (@KevMcnaughton)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 14:59 +0000

Kimberly Augustine (@FmObDreaming)Sun, 01 May 2022 00:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/CiaranMcNulty/status/1521107288299298817

Did that meat walk away? 😂

Richard Bagshaw 🇺🇦 (@bagwaa)Mon, 02 May 2022 12:58 +0000

A lot of cishet people started saying “partner” in this context because queer folks advocated for that as a means of cover and protection and it’s finally been becoming mainstream over the last 5 years. It is not appropriation, for the love of god.

David AttenBruh🦇🐍 (@AlHendiify)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 12:43 +0000

Going to retire now. @tkadlec quoted me in his talk. #btconf

Stephanie Stimac 🔮 Web Witch (@seaotta)Mon, 02 May 2022 11:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/LukeExton/status/1521088764059303938

THEY’RE JUST SO PRACTICAL

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Mon, 02 May 2022 11:26 +0000