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Every so often I remember that "helicopter" is not made up of "heli" and "copter" but of "helico" and "pter" and I am filled with a deep rage

Detective Pikajew (@clapifyoulikeme)Fri, 15 May 2020 07:34 +0000

Now I’m watching these recipe videos just to feel something. Horrified is something.

Akilah Green (@akilahgreen)Fri, 15 May 2020 18:24 +0000

Okay well apparently @kvlly @ASpittel and I are twelve year olds because we can’t say “data sharding” without giggling. Also who thought “data sharding” was a good name??

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Sat, 16 May 2020 14:25 +0000

I retweeted a video yesterday of white men terrorizing a Black delivery truck driver I then asked white people why they collectively suck at living peacefully w/ other groups Some replies blamed white men, in an attempt to deflect responsibility So, white women...unpack this😒

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I NEED HAZARD PAY. I AM NOT READY TO WORK IN THIS SHIT.

gregarious (@gryking)Sat, 16 May 2020 06:40 +0000

Adrian C. Jackson (@AdrianCJax)Sat, 16 May 2020 13:33 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen, male opera singers dubbed with ship’s horns

Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel)Sat, 16 May 2020 09:52 +0000

I miss the "posting cryptic song lyrics which may or may not be subtweets" phase of all social media platforms tbh

Olu (@oluoluoxenfree)Fri, 15 May 2020 23:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/Jack78565764/status/1261447825432260608

Hmm I 100% don’t think this is a problem with nokogiri. It’s just that it’s a common gem with native extensions that is the canary in the coal mine for your ruby end being broken.

adam so❤️ (@asolove)Sat, 16 May 2020 00:07 +0000

Writing ruby is like learning to ride a bike. No matter how long you go without doing it, you immediately remember what it's like for nokogiri to fail to install.

adam so❤️ (@asolove)Fri, 15 May 2020 16:54 +0000

out of context brooklyn nine nine🏳️‍🌈 (@nocontxt99)Fri, 15 May 2020 20:24 +0000

Upgrading my book so I can read books on my book.

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 16 May 2020 11:01 +0000

Jesus Christ @zoom_us, you've apparently let a whole school in Chile sign up for a paid account using my e-mail address, because you never verified it. I went to create my own account, it said I had one, so I "forgot password", and now I own this school's admin account.

Kenton Varda (@KentonVarda)Fri, 15 May 2020 20:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/LittleHelli/status/1261231821691523072

Love this so much! Morph would hate it.... ... ... @JamieTanna - let's get it 😂

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Sat, 16 May 2020 07:33 +0000

@anna_hax and @JamieTanna ... Do what must be done

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Week 8 of lockdown: My girlfriend made an art gallery for our cat.

Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad)Fri, 15 May 2020 09:22 +0000

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Sat, 16 May 2020 09:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/anna_hax/status/1261560428238340096

I can't wait for updates on this...

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Sat, 16 May 2020 09:50 +0000

New headcanon: These are quarantine islands, which is why there's only one human on each one #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

fluffy 💜 (@fluffy)Fri, 15 May 2020 23:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/CXRLOS650/status/1261358210482532352

Then u were never there in the first place ☕️

dopeycoolsmartb*tch🥴🖤😈 (@hehemymy)Fri, 15 May 2020 18:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/mrnickharvey/status/1261052717524451333

I'll stop now......

Steve 🇪🇺 🕷️🚵🧗‍♂️ (@oneliferideit)Thu, 14 May 2020 22:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/heykoshi/status/1261106781528494080

actually its not ok to stay up until 3 am pls get some sleep

yeon (@heykoshi)Fri, 15 May 2020 21:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/1248788910760574976

yeah dude i also hate it when other people do well

the eamon you didnt know you needed (@galaxymagnet)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 02:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/galaxymagnet/status/1248800267119652864

Those the Same people saying shit like “pull yourself up by your bootstrap” . Once someone actually does well in life they get mad. 😂

Peter Mendez Ruiz 🌺🌹 (@peterm_20)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 02:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1261337796696039424

onlypaws

macoroni n cheese (@freezydorito)Fri, 15 May 2020 17:00 +0000

Infection rate back up to 1 in the U.K. I bet those fucken VE Day parties were worth it, you nostalgia pervs. This country is a bloody museum. Always looking back.

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Fri, 15 May 2020 18:06 +0000

For everyone who is anti-code of conduct can you at least just say "It works on my manchine"

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Fri, 15 May 2020 17:52 +0000

Super excited to finally talk about this, thanks @netflix! latlmes.com/entertainment/…

Cassidy Williams (@cassidoo)Fri, 15 May 2020 18:09 +0000

Mat the foster kitten, meet quarantine Twitter. 6 weeks old 😻

Celina 🌙 (@Shaleenaa)Fri, 15 May 2020 04:40 +0000

Don’t subtweet your bad boyfriend. Be like Mary Shelley and write a whole sci-fi novel in which he’s a mad scientist who builds a monster, destroys his family through his arrogance and hubris, and dies alone and disgraced and freezing in the Arctic Ocean.

Icona📚 (@Iconawrites)Thu, 14 May 2020 13:28 +0000

lots of good burns here

joshua jenkins (@joshuajenkins)Thu, 14 May 2020 17:46 +0000

Yesterday news broke that Jeff Bezos is set to be a trillionaire. Experts estimated it would cost £300bn to end climate change. When you hoard x3 the amount of wealth needed to save the planet, that behaviour is undoubtedly parasitic.

Jamie (@justbalmy)Fri, 15 May 2020 07:43 +0000

i love that people are mad at Robert Pattinson for using his time preparing to play Bruce Wayne by becoming a beautiful weird recluse who everyone resents for his idle privilege twitter.com/__huo__/status…

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You had ONE job Pattinson

𝗠𝗔𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗢 ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ 𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗥𝗢 (@__HUO__)Thu, 14 May 2020 01:40 +0000

Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa)Thu, 14 May 2020 22:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1261048984086425602

oh so like software engineering as a whole

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Thu, 14 May 2020 21:44 +0000

I'm an auntie again, this time to this cute-as-a-button pup! And I can't actually cope with how adorable he is 😭😍 He is getting ALL the cuddles when lockdown ends 💛

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 15 May 2020 12:33 +0000

Oh thanks BBC.

Charlotte Hugh (@Charlottehugh1)Thu, 14 May 2020 18:41 +0000

Don't assign a reviewer to the pull request, someone will pick it up and review it. PR slowly rots away....

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Fri, 15 May 2020 10:28 +0000

Who picks up a guide dogs shite btw ahahaha

Freya (@freyamuriel)Thu, 14 May 2020 08:55 +0000