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Attached: 4 images You have to pay for the advanced version of Gemini, but they throw in the teachable moments for free.

Attached: 2 images "RSS is dead" #rss

flight attendant: IS THERE AN ENGINEER ON BOARD engineer: i'm an engineer flight attendant: haha nerrrrrrd

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Try these simple swaps for practicing more direct communication ❌ “I don’t know about this” ❌ “I’m not sure about this” ❌ “I don’t love this” ✅ “I hate this” ❌ 👍🏻 ✅ “I hate you” Follow me for more top tips 🕶️

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Content warning: asinine humour

What an amazing #soocon24 I'm utterly exhausted from meeting so many old and new friends. Thank you to all the volunteers, speakers, and attendees for making it such a fun and friendly space.

Uh, social experiment? How about we do a socialism experiment instead

Attached: 1 image stop doing offices ... they have played us for absolute fools

The episode of @gotime@changelog.social I recorded is out! Just in time for the release of #golang 1.22. :ablobcatattention: https://changelog.com/gotime/302

I keep hearing about post-op girls who can't remember what it felt like to have a penis and I think "that sounds like a thing people say that's not real but everyone wants to be real." Like, we love our entire lives with these things, we're not gonna just *forget.* Let's be sensible. It's been 4 days since surgery and I legit cannot remember what it felt like to have a penis. I'm not even sure what it feels like to have a vagina yet, it's still filled with packing and sewn shut. I honestly don't know what hanging a vagina is like. But I have no memory of what having a penis I'd like. None. It almost feels like a part of my consciousness was removed with the penis.

#soocon24 is like open source conferences used to be. This is more of a compliment than it may sound like.

some days i wake up feeling low and then i remember that i am indirectly responsible for literally hundreds of thousands of orgasms

Spent the last few days building a small site which will convert an OPML file of RSS subscriptions into an HTML list of links to their respective websites. I needed it for a blogroll I’m planning to add, but I figured this might be something others may find useful. https://opml-to-blogroll.lmika.app

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https://brid.gy//oauth_dropins_static/bluesky.svg I’m happy to announce that Bridgy Publish now supports Bluesky! Big thanks to Joel Otter who did much of the heavy lifting here, like with Bluesky …

If you're a girl and walk up to me in a bar or some social setting and start talking to me about a Fourier transformation or some other complex math shit please know that I will almost immediately stop listening to you. I don't mean to. It's just that my brain will be overloaded trying to figure out how you're supposed to keep talking about whatever random incomprehensible shit you're saying while my tongue is exploring your mouth.

Attached: 1 image This is where I belong #SOOCon24 #OpenUK I am trying to get the #ubuntu LoCo back up and running. But I’d love to know how I can be more involved in #OpenSource UK adoption. I’ve found my home after years in the wilderness of yelling.

@Edent@mastodon.social I am jealous you got to see @www.jvt.me@www.jvt.me LIVE while i have to fall back to the recorded version! Lovely human.

Things that make me ridiculously happy: 12-year-old neice asking after Aunty Kat.

“Now obviously for this position we’re expecting some amount of frontend experience… it says here you’re familiar with manipulating the DOM, would you tell us a little more about that?” The candidate smirked. “Make me.”

[…some time later…] “heya, I’m back!!” “oh hey how’d it g- babe I thought I told you to change your eyeliner, you know how badly the cheap stuff runs” “yeah, I know…” “wait, are those bruises?! …I’m gonna guess you didn’t get the job?” “I start Monday!”