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I’m James Spencer, Royal Incoherence, sorry, Royal Correspondent for the BBC. We’re outside Buckingham Palace today as a small but vocal faction gather outside the gates amongst growing pressure on The Royal Family to answer the question on everyone’s lips: cream, or jam first on a scone? For time immemorial, there has been not the North South Divide you are used to, but a East West divide, a bitter battle between Devon and Cornwall on which goes first: a dollop of clotted cream, or a hearty helping of jam? Many look to The Royal Family (Rest in peace Diana, gone but never forgotten, mother of William [darling Husband of Angelic Kate] and Harry [traitorous bastard who married that black American]) to end this bitter feud that looks set to erupt into Civil War. We’re told an official communique should present itself at any moment, as the official Royal Family Twitter (known now as X) account teased a reveal earlier this morning. Back to you in the Studio.

Attached: 3 images He’s back baybeeeee (In response to a friend worrying about a return to office, and how to dress appropriately for the often cold climate within, and how she’s putting too much pressure on herself)

Hiding behind humour and sarcasm to run away from everything is wayyyy too easy for emotional masochists.

Attached: 4 images WHERE’S WALLY MENTALLY?

Just realised I'm about to have my first aut-girl summer.

As I scroll through the "explore" tab I've begun blocking anyone I see who posts "hilarious" art from the plagiarism machine. Wish I could one-click-block anyone who boosted or liked it as well.

> "Hi, I'm Xe. My best friend is named Twilight Sparkle, one of my former roommates is serving life in prison, I live in a city that has two valid names for use in addresses, I've had an interest in philosophy since I meditated too much while playing VR rhythm games, I'm one of the top thousand patreon creators globally, I design my APIs using protocol buffers, and I write so much on my blog that it's a logistical problem."

some people say their wedding is the happiest day of their life, or the birth of their child mine will be the day my boy dog gets neutered 😭

Attached: 1 image They're here. Finally. https://donotreply.cards/ Oh, and subscribe for when the stickers are out. (You want the stickers.) Made with @Ffangohr@mastodon.social with a lot of fun.

a slutistical breakdown

If you missed my talk on project websites at Fosdem, you can check out the recording here. I was really excited to do this talk, because homepages are the most concrete and most publicly visible representation of a project’s positioning. Writing a decent homepage is impossible if your positionin

Content warning: death, mourning, car accident, positive?

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Happy leap day! 😻

Broke: Licensing personal projects as AGPL so mega-co's can't use them. Woke; Writing personal projects in C, so mega-co's can't use them.

It was March 2022 when I sold CSS-Tricks to DigitalOcean. So it’s been just about 2 years now. This was me and my wife’s thinking: The negotiated sale price was fair. They are a big com…

nothing ruins my motivation to send fixes to your open source project more than to ask me to sign a CLA for it. sorry guys I'm just not that interested in reviewing a legal contract just to improve your software for free

adhd people so great and fast at autocompleting they start wondering whether they're actually conscious