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On the one hand, I recognise my feelings about SCRUM mostly come from ptsd from the most toxic work environment of my career. On the other hand, I still think it’s bullshit

"We set the story points to zero at the end of the sprint" These new scrum techniques are amazing, yo!

Attached: 1 image It’s nice when games make it extremely obvious who the bad guy is

Let’s be honest. When you read this post’s title, you thought it was obvious. Yet, most people don’t follow this simple piece of advice. You know that too, a...

Raindrops on ROSEs SCRUM masters with patterns Bright colored PostIts and worn weary whiteboards Searching my YAML with regex strings These are a few of my favorite things. (With apologies to Rogers and Hammerstein)

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@Grady_Booch So now we have "raindrop software factories", how is that going? Serious question. breakingdefense.com/2022/07/air-fo…

David Funk 🇺🇦🦊 (@5seas)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 14:02 +0000

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Thu, 14 Jul 2022 18:30 +0000

Fun fact: Fibonacci is Italian for "story points"

Nick Chapsas (@nickchapsas)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 16:14 +0000

Too many ppl seem to use Jira's breathtakingly incorrect definitions of story, epic, task—one way that using Jira distorts your process away from agility. What are they really? 1/7

Allen Holub (@allenholub)Fri, 08 Jul 2022 19:02 +0000

Little known fact

I Can Haz Agile? (@agile_memes)Mon, 27 Jun 2022 10:35 +0000

You’re not “agile” you’re just microdosing JIRA

Jules Glegg 🏳️‍⚧️ (@heyjulesfern)Sun, 13 Mar 2022 06:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1478990529266438147

I also have an issue with anyone touting rigid Scrum practices as the way to enhance or untangle any situation because that is FALSE, and we can fight about it.

The Nightmare Before Sailor Ghoul Licking Prada (@javavvitch)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 07:23 GMT

Who was it originally who said that the problem with story points is that people think that they're numbers instead of recognizing them as names of estimation ranges?

"Agile Otter" Tim Ottinger (@tottinge)Tue, 28 Dec 2021 17:03 GMT

Story points are like spice levels at a restaurant. Sure, they present as numbers but they are more like labels than actual numbers.

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Who was it originally who said that the problem with story points is that people think that they're numbers instead of recognizing them as names of estimation ranges?

"Agile Otter" Tim Ottinger (@tottinge)Tue, 28 Dec 2021 17:03 GMT

Daniil Marchenko (@sonofhammer)Tue, 28 Dec 2021 17:32 GMT

If you can get a certificate in it, it’s not Agile. You can’t certify "do what works & if it doesn’t work, fix it." You can’t certify "talk to each other." You can’t certify "build small." You can’t certify "treat people with respect." You can’t certify "pay attention & learn."

Allen Holub (@allenholub)Fri, 10 Dec 2021 02:22 GMT

“Being agile” doesn’t mean forcing product teams to knowingly ship shite so you can generate your very own data to prove it’s shite before working in needless increments towards making it less shite.

Amy Hupe (@Amy_Hupe)Wed, 17 Nov 2021 23:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/1uigi/status/1450565341826912256

"Are scrum masters indoctrinating our kids?! Tune in every night this week at 6 pm for a stand up to learn more!"

it's pronounced aksfjh 👖 (@aksfjh)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 20:42 +0000

I’m just a girl, standing in front of Jira, begging the backlog to get shorter 😭

Laurie (@laurieontech)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 17:59 +0000

What #agile became vs. what it was (and should be)

Mario Fusco 🇪🇺 (@mariofusco)Sun, 30 May 2021 06:58 +0000

Tim 🚪 (@timdorr)Sun, 16 May 2021 14:28 +0000

"I want you to be a self-managing team. Here are the ceremonies, roles and practices you must follow so you can do that."

Neil Killick (@neil_killick)Fri, 26 Feb 2021 11:04 GMT

Be careful folks

Emily (@EmilyKager)Tue, 26 Jan 2021 19:27 GMT

In a meeting with 15 other people watching the host update Confluence. Send 🍺

Rob Allen (@akrabat)Thu, 29 Oct 2020 16:21 GMT

Q. What are Story Points? A. Story Points are a way of making developers deliver faster by asking them for a random number, and then saying, “That seems a little high,” until they say a smaller number.

Kris Jenkins (@krisajenkins)Thu, 23 Apr 2020 12:08 +0000