Tag brexshit

BREAKING: 94% of Express readers say they haven't got the Brexit they voted for, which is funny because they got exactly the Brexit the rest of us told them they would get and they didn't listen x

Laura Kuenssberg Translator (@BBCLauraKT)Tue, 17 May 2022 22:03 +0000

I've just realised what Brexiteers wanted - more queuing! Brits love to queue and I now definitely need to do that at Schiphol even though I live here - no self-service international for me 🙄

Hardcore Software Engineer (@tanepiper)Sun, 08 May 2022 04:52 +0000

This ruffled some feathers in '19 🤣

Holly & the Ivy Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 21:15 GMT

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1474126635188338696

If "I can't wait to see those racists" and "we're crackers" on the back didn't clue you in, I voted Remain. Obviously.

Holly & the Ivy Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 21:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/strandedatsea/status/1418681479849259010

Yes exactly. Classic brexit. Asymmetric self inflicted disadvantages for ourselves, advantages for others.

dasVITT (@dasvee)Fri, 23 Jul 2021 21:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/catehstn/status/1414342683980615693

I have zero interest in football but I will forever celebrate misery for Brexit voters. Racist jerks.

cate, a human being (@catehstn)Sun, 11 Jul 2021 22:03 +0000

Heard cheering next door and for once I’m not mad at the loud neighbors. I too cheer at the sound of brexit voters sobbing.

cate, a human being (@catehstn)Sun, 11 Jul 2021 21:55 +0000

Six years ago today a lot of cunts voted to make my life awful in my new home. Fuck every single person who voted for #Brexit. Btw I know several people I follow voted that way because they admitted it at the time but quickly deleted their tweets when the results came in. 🖕

Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Wed, 23 Jun 2021 09:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/sonniesedge/status/1407630855036604417

I just got naturalised and have now British citizenship (with dual citizenship) and I was writing exactly this yesterday. I moved here six years ago and the last five years of my life have been with a little constant fear that the worst of the worst could happen.

Ana Rodrigues (@ohhelloana)Wed, 23 Jun 2021 09:54 +0000

Love 2 live in the UK

Rika ✨ (@NekomimiScience)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 10:19 GMT

I really cannot think of a better picture to summarise Brexit.

Dr Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy)Wed, 17 Feb 2021 15:00 GMT

No comment, other than “lol”. bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

Rika ✨ (@NekomimiScience)Mon, 25 Jan 2021 15:39 GMT

Watch this. Conned. Fooled. A useful dupe, who bought the whole lie, and regurgitated it without thought. Is there a word for "angry at somebody for throwing the hand grenade that blew off their own foot; but simultaneously feel sorry for them"?

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So many fisherman we spoke to this week said the same thing but were reluctant to appear on camera. All voted leave and now regret it. All surprised and confused by the absence of Nigel Farage

Byline TV (@BylineTV)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 21:16 GMT

Russ (@RussInCheshire)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 07:43 GMT

How it started How it's going

🇪🇺 Brexile In Berlin 🇩🇪 (@BrexileInBerlin)Thu, 14 Jan 2021 09:08 GMT

It's just dawned on me this is my last day in the EU 😭💔🇪🇺 I'll miss you and hope I get to see us rejoin you one day ❤️

Seren Davies (@ninjanails)Thu, 31 Dec 2020 23:46 GMT

January 2020 vs December 2020

Patchwork丨SBF (@BeanieSBF)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 19:20 GMT

YES I voted Leave YES it was a mistake YES I fell for slogans YES I thought I was sticking it to the establishment YES I am entitled to regret it YES you can call me a tw*t if it makes you feel better YES I can still call out people who are still convinced it’s a good idea

Simon Harris (@simonharris_mbd)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 11:14 GMT

Proud to announce I've heroically agreed pretty much the same trade deal Theresa May agreed in 2019 which prompted me to resign from the shadow cabinet in disgust & have a temper tantrum for 18 months. I can confirm that same trade deal is utterly brilliant now because I did it!

Boris Johnson #StayAlertControlTheVirus ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ (@GetBrexit_Done)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 15:21 GMT

Boris Johnson unveiling his deal

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:08 GMT

The EU have negotiated to get the Pfizer vaccine at €10 less per dose than the UK. Turns out, the bigger your market, the better deals you can strike. Who knew?

Stevie (@FlyingSte)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 15:30 GMT

Wow they’re really pulling out all the stops building up to the season finale of the UK. What could they possibly be saving for the last episode? 🥴

Kate is cake. Always has been. (@SBinLondon)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 17:29 GMT

I mean, objectively having the door slammed in our faces ten days before we were supposed to do our big “fuck you” flounce after five years of being utter dicks to everyone is hilarious, I just wish I didn’t live here.

Lucy Wainwright (@Whoozley)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 22:42 GMT

To be fair, they did say they wanted to end freedom of movement

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Five-miles lorry queues in Kent as businesses prepare for Christmas and Brexit theguardian.com/politics/2020/…

The Guardian (@guardian)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 13:23 GMT

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 15:21 GMT

Evergreen meme. (via @lunaperla)

Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex)Wed, 16 Dec 2020 11:15 GMT

Games Workshop is worth 3 times as much to the British economy than Brexit fishing. If you are unaware, one is a popular fantasy game, entrenched in make believe which allows poorly dressed overweight men to play out their wartime fantasies, and the other is Games Workshop.

Rhys Wynne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺 (@rhyswynne)Sat, 12 Dec 2020 17:43 GMT

Wondering what effect Google being down will have on the extended brexit talks - lol

Steve Lee (@SteveALee)Mon, 14 Dec 2020 12:14 GMT

£29 million for a Festival of Brexit. Hmmm. Remind me again, how much did the government need to spend in order to ensure impoverished children had enough food? £24 million was it? Interesting. Did I say ‘interesting’? I meant to say ‘What a bunch of cunts.’

Jonathan Pie (@JonathanPieNews)Tue, 24 Nov 2020 10:46 GMT

Lockdown starts Thursday If it lifts on schedule, businesses will have just 8 working days to implement and train new software, systems and permits to handle whatever post-Brexit trading arrangements the govt agrees Govt cannot currently describe those arrangements 8 days

Russ (@RussInCheshire)Sat, 31 Oct 2020 19:39 GMT

Just had conversation with a British couple who have a holiday home near us. They voted for Brexit and have made no arrangements whatsoever for what happens on Jan 1. They have now discovered the reality of their situation. The blame apparently is with "Brussels".

RS Archer (@archer_rs)Mon, 29 Jun 2020 07:33 +0000

just think, as a grand finale this year we will crash out of the EU transition period on WTO rules during a massive recession

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Thu, 18 Jun 2020 21:09 +0000