Post details
I can confirm at 23:10 on Christmas Eve I have succeeded in whamageddon for the first year ever
Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 23:09 GMT
I can confirm at 23:10 on Christmas Eve I have succeeded in whamageddon for the first year ever
Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 23:09 GMT
I go the other way. Wham we’re such legends that they arranged for all of the royalties from Last Christmas go to various charities. Initially famine relief, then others. It is the anti-cash-in-christmas song. So the more I hear it, the happier it makes me. Also George Michael.Phil Hawksworth (@philhawksworth)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 23:25 GMT
It's okay to not be okay, my friends. This is a hard time of the year. One holiday season seven years ago, I was suicidal. I bottled it all in. The holidays are tough. Talk to someone you can vent at. Just vent. It's all okay.
aaron ✊🏼 (@aaronbrazell)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 21:46 GMT
I will not be wishing a Merry Christmas to anyone in a “late Christmas” country - you made your choice
pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 22:09 GMT
I once had the shittiest Christmas and open source saved me (and possibly my life). Just saying. Everyone has their own way to recharge. Sometimes that means doing something that *they* want for a change.
Anna "Legacy Archaeologist" Filina (@afilina)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 13:18 GMT
Its not Christmas until Hans Gruber is pushed off a building for upsetting Emma Thompson #LoveToDieHardActuallyFrimblesFarm 🐝🐕🌿🐓🐄🐖🐑🐐 (@FrimblesFarm)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 21:45 GMT
Or Hans Gruber will come get you whilst you sleep!
Michael Clarke (@Mr_Mike_Clarke)Fri, 17 Dec 2021 13:51 GMT
My mum just waited until the dog had walked out the room to tell me what she'd bought him for Christmas.
Louise Haigh (@LouHaigh)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 19:14 GMT
Every so often I'll think of a new one and just blurt out "So you know we have Santa Claus..." and she'll sigh. She's stuck with me.Luke Bonaccorsi 🏳️🌈 (@CodeFoodPixels)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 18:05 GMT
So my current favourite thing is to ask @_QueenOfNaps_ things along the lines of "so if we have Santa Claus and pets have Santa Paws, do dinosaurs have Santa Roars?" My favourites so far including that one are "Do stock pots have Santa Knorrs?" And "Do fish have Santa Jaws?"Luke Bonaccorsi 🏳️🌈 (@CodeFoodPixels)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 18:04 GMT
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The LordJason (@longwall26)Sun, 23 Dec 2018 16:31 GMT
Christmas Eve is good because you can shout “DON’T COME IN HERE!!!” and people assume you’re wrapping their presents, rather than just wanting to be left alone.
Rob Temple (@RobTemple101)Sun, 24 Dec 2017 11:06 GMT
Nothing (as I don’t cook). Next year we are hiring a caterer. Why complicate a day with family wondering about food?
Bryan Liles (@bryanl)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 16:21 GMT
Ha. I hadn’t seen this. Well played timing by Johns Hopkins social media team.
Jason Kint (@jason_kint)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 23:24 GMT
This was my opinion of Elf On A Shelf in 2017. If anything my view has strengthened. It is immoral, on many levels.
𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗿 ᶦˢ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ᵘⁿᶜᵒⁿᵛᶦⁿᶜᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᵇˡᵒᶜᵏᶜʰᵃᶦⁿ (@alexbloor)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 07:45 GMT
Hope the festive season brings you some rest It used to be knowing you had to deal with racist uncle Pete or your critical mom Now it is the horror of discovering your friends or close ones are anti vaxx or anti mask. Good luckStella (@RisuToInu)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 07:28 GMT
and lastly get over yourself. there are ppl whose family are dead, estranged, never existed. ppl in prison and in detainment camps. this holiday is supposed to be about thinking of your entire community. Realize you are one of MANY alone this season and send good vibes.
FLEEKNIK (@Judnikki)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 15:24 GMT
as someone who has spent 80% of my last 10 Xmas’s alone i’m here to give a couple tips on how to spend the day alone and have a good time. it’s my favorite day to be unbothered so maybe i can give some optimism as many of you have had to change your plans.
FLEEKNIK (@Judnikki)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 15:14 GMT
This ruffled some feathers in '19 🤣
Holly & the Ivy Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 21:15 GMT
🔥🔥🔥 #TyandThatGuy fans now have raised $5,750+ for charity! Today is the LAST DAY for #TheExpanse Ugly Sweater Charity Raffle! Today... "Blue Steel" pls RT tinyurl.com/tatguglysweater @JamesSACorey @SAghdashloo @CaraGeeeee @SamerSalem8 @keonmalexander #ScreamingFirehawksTy & That Guy Podcast (@TYandThatGuy)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 15:34 GMT
Joe Schwartz (@designr66)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 15:50 GMT
He is #thatguy 🤓😆 Who wants that sweater? #TheExpansePost details
Joe Schwartz (@designr66)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 15:50 GMT
The Expanse Geeks (@TheExpanseGeeks)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 16:21 GMT
Lady in the lift making small talk said "only three days left now" with some excitement and my heart beat faster for a moment thinking I'd lost track of time in a good way but it turns out she wasn't talking about The Book of Boba Fett.
Bodil Stokke, Esq. (@bodil)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 15:26 GMT
A bunch of Irish lads doing a Christmas pub crawl dressed as selection box is still absolute genius! 😂
Tim Bolton (@TimBolton01)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 12:14 GMT
'You know who'd really love that? Me.'
Monzo (@monzo)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 10:31 GMT
can you see it?
Paul (@ScribbledCoffee)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 13:02 GMT
The @technottingham community is the best and this year's Secret Santa has brought me so much happiness even before I opened these bad boys! I actually want to leave the house now 😂😍❤️🎁🤶 Thank you to my awesome Secret Santa! I love them 😍👟Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 11:16 GMT
Worried about being alone or lonely this Christmas Day? Then stick with us on Twitter and #JoinIn. I’ll post up more info closer to the day but we’ll all be here to keep you company. Please RT and spread the word.Sarah Millican (@SarahMillican75)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 11:29 GMT
Not getting Covid during the 10 days prior to Christmas is literally the worst adrenalin sport ever.
Kate (@KateOfHysteria)Wed, 15 Dec 2021 20:25 GMT
BERSERK (@srslyberserk)Tue, 14 Dec 2021 13:22 GMT
Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees it. 😭 You see it, right? RIGHT?Marjorie🧁 (@NotLargeMarge1)Thu, 09 Dec 2021 22:35 GMT
This Christmas we're burning Yule Log4js
Richard Westmoreland (@RSWestmoreland)Fri, 10 Dec 2021 21:18 GMT
The festive season is treating Terry’s chocolate orange as one of your five-a-day
Rebekah (@rkulidzan)Sun, 12 Dec 2021 13:22 GMT
we’re calling this thing the Yule Log4j, right? cuz in the dark of winter we’ve gathered together to watch it burn?gemily son of glóin (@themortalemily)Sat, 11 Dec 2021 18:23 GMT
He's making a list, And checking it twice, You're gonna find number 8 Very hard to believe. Santa Clause is working for Buzzfeed.Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel)Fri, 10 Dec 2021 13:32 GMT
There’s the office decorations done.
Rob Ritchie (@Robritchie409)Tue, 07 Dec 2021 13:42 GMT
Love my new team at @avanade @avanadeuki. Though I may have agreed to take part in a GBBO style challenge to make a Christmas tree out of sugar cookies..Lee Englestone 💡🧠👨💻🚀 (@LeeEnglestone)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 14:41 GMT
Out with the old, in with the elf. Watch the redband trailer for Santa Inc., starring Sarah Silverman and Seth Rogen. #SantaInc premieres December 2 on HBO Max.HBO Max (@hbomax)Mon, 22 Nov 2021 18:24 GMT
We really pissed off tens of thousands of white supremacists with our new show #SantaInc which is now available on HBOMAX! (Please read the responses to this tweet for confirmation)Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 00:32 GMT
Monday is our 2nd online #NottTechParty 🎉 Joined by @PHPMinds, @dotnetnotts, @nottsiot, @NottsTechfast & @DevopsNotts for games, puzzles and loads of fun! 🎲🧩 Here's a taster of what's coming! Can you guess the sock? @anna_hax, @short_louise, @CarolSaysThings or #MorphCat*??Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Wed, 01 Dec 2021 09:09 GMT
We're getting the #NottTechParty prizes ready! 🎉🎁 Thanks to @WealthKernel for donating THREE Elegoo Uno Arduino starter kits for three lucky attendees to win 🔌⚡️🎲 We think @nottsiot will have some good ideas for these 💡 Join us Monday 6th nott.tech/xmas21Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Thu, 18 Nov 2021 09:30 GMT
RT @KR1573N No.Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 22 Aug 2021 15:57 +0000
Its Christmas Eve in Twitter-land, which can only mean one thing, time to put out my sausage roll nativity scene.
Andy (@Andy_Westfield)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 19:36 +0000
It snowed! I love it.
Rosemary Orchard (@RosemaryOrchard)Mon, 28 Dec 2020 09:17 GMT
right that's me done for 2020, I never need to eat ever again ...maybe some cheese in a bitEuan Finlay (@efinlay24)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 18:52 GMT
Merry March 300 to all of you! Well, Merry March 300 to those of you celebrating with the traditional staying home with only those you live with, in the same home you’ve been in this whole time, unless you are working an essential job (thankyou). The rest of you can go to hell.Jen Simmons (@jensimmons)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 16:23 GMT
Happy Christmas, everyone! Hope you all have a lovely holiday break 🎄✨
Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 25 Dec 2020 16:13 GMT