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Government: Hey everyone look over there at Afghanistan and how they’re going to roll back women’s rights…. (While we secretly do the same in the middle of the night while you’re busy tutting at Afghanistan.) Scum.

Jameela Jamil 🌈 (@jameelajamil)Wed, 01 Sep 2021 18:44 +0000

Total student debt in the US: 1,570,000,000,000 What he cancelled: 9,000,000,000 What remains: 1,561,000,000,000 Hope that helped.

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Biden has canceled over $9 billion in student loan debt hill.cm/4sPhSFE

The Hill (@thehill)Tue, 31 Aug 2021 19:34 +0000

Keshav Kant (@MxKantEven)Wed, 01 Sep 2021 03:43 +0000

Guilherme Felitti (@gfelitti)Mon, 30 Aug 2021 02:35 +0000

Cool country you’ve got there. Would be a shame if someone invented a website for ranking hot girls on campus and your mom used it to learn how to poison herself with horse paste.

Shawn Fleek (he / they) (@shawnfleek)Fri, 27 Aug 2021 21:46 +0000

Where’s the lie?

Spicy Memes for Lefty Teens (@SpicyLeftyTeens)Thu, 26 Aug 2021 11:49 +0000

*chef’s kiss*

Nadine Batchelor-Hunt (@nadinebh_)Mon, 23 Aug 2021 21:38 +0000

In case you're still confused about why the US security state and political class loathes Julian Assange so much and wants him imprisoned forever, watch this video of him in 2011 talking about the purpose of the war in Afghanistan. He's imprisoned because he's a real journalist:

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Julian Assange speaking in 2011: "The goal is to use Afghanistan to wash money out of the tax bases of the US and Europe through Afghanistan and back into the hands of a transnational security elite. The goal is an endless war, not a successful war" #Afghanistan

WikiLeaks (@wikileaks)Wed, 18 Aug 2021 09:44 +0000

Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald)Wed, 18 Aug 2021 12:20 +0000

Is anyone else a bit depressed? I thought this was going to be hot girl summer and what we got was variant summer. I just feel sad. I want to sit on a beach with my friends without worrying about bringing a deadly disease to my kid.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Sun, 08 Aug 2021 22:23 +0000

The government could easily end homelessness they just choose not to.

The socialist sailor🌹 BLM🇵🇸🌈 (@paulrob91017199)Sun, 08 Aug 2021 11:38 +0000

first good political cartoon just dropped

cole (@comradecole69)Sun, 25 Jul 2021 19:39 +0000

Exactly.

Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker)Sat, 24 Jul 2021 07:21 +0000

The Cleveland “Guardians”

Brent in Cleveland 7.29 (@BrentTerhune)Fri, 23 Jul 2021 19:08 +0000

What should have been the “billion-dollar technology saves the day” moment of this real-life movie we’re all in could’ve been a montage of people around the world cheering as enough vaccines got delivered but instead it was just rich guys flying up then down

Emily Thiede (@EKTwrites)Sat, 24 Jul 2021 11:55 +0000

It feels really surreal (and not in a good way) to be living in a country that is actively trying to infect young adults and children with Covid. I just can't imagine ever being ok with it.

Prof. Christina Pagel (@chrischirp)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 19:34 +0000

When ISIS did shit like this it was decried as a crime against humanity by the western press

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Israel just destroyed the oldest known Canaanite cemetery in Palestine, a 4,200-year old site, to build an Israeli-settlers-only road. This is a war crime. The occupation regime is literally erasing Palestine’s history as the world looks on in silence.

Sarah Abdallah (@sahouraxo)Sun, 18 Jul 2021 19:01 +0000

OnlyDans (@DanWei55)Sun, 18 Jul 2021 19:03 +0000

DID CNN JUST DO THAT

sor ★彡 by a river somewhere (@YaiSor)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 10:41 GMT

After promises that the introduction of Nigel Farage will increase viewer numbers tenfold, there’s an awkward moment as GB News producers work out 0 x 10.

Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 11:18 +0000

Just fucking incredible that the Health Secretary is announcing he has mild covid thanks to two jabs 2 days before throwing open the nightclubs and removing all masks while half the population are not double jabbed

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 12:57 +0000

Sajid Javid is indeed lucky he’s had two vaccine doses and his symptoms are mild. But what about the 47% of the population who are not yet “double jabbed”? Javid is literally advertising the wisdom of postponing so-called Freedom Day until more of us are vaccinated 🤷‍♀️

Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 13:04 +0000

Against the advice of 1200 international experts double jabbed Sajid Javid is lifting all restrictions on a PARTIALLY vaccinated population in 48 hours, having just tested positive himself for covid. #HealthSecretary

Katy (@KatyJayne101)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 14:02 +0000

Nah dead ass, you can’t reform this

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Portland police used Photoshop to alter a defendant's photo to make him look more like a robbery suspect. Now, he'll be released from jail trib.al/5bw20m4

The Oregonian (@Oregonian)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 17:27 +0000

️️ (@ZeeToThe)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 20:24 +0000

So what is Critical Race Theory, really? And why is it so important? Kimberlé Crenshaw (@sandylocks) sets the record straight on CRT and the right's disinformation campaign in our latest video. Watch and share:

African American Policy Forum (@AAPolicyForum)Wed, 14 Jul 2021 17:41 +0000

gary’s not fucking about

three steaks pam (@alexandrakuri)Mon, 12 Jul 2021 09:36 +0000

99% of new infections in the UK are now the #JohnsonVariant and all because he wanted a photo op with the Indian PM. #BorisHasFailedTheNation #DeltaVariant #ToryCovidCatastrophe

Paul Swift (@paulswiftlibdem)Sat, 10 Jul 2021 09:54 +0000

Existing as a trans person in the UK is very weird right now: apparently cis gatekeepers should have the right to determine what I can do with my body for my entire life, but asking people to wear a mask during a global health emergency is a bridge too far? Make it make sense.

Dr CN Lester (@cnlester)Mon, 05 Jul 2021 12:08 +0000

Marijuana use irresponsible say organizers of mass, global sporting event amid pandemic.

Murphy Woodhouse (@MurphyWoodhouse)Fri, 02 Jul 2021 17:33 +0000

A proposal: all international climate negotiations should be held in 45 degree C rooms.

Dan Rutherford (@rutherdan)Thu, 01 Jul 2021 01:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/benjaminhaddad/status/1409572921207672835

I don’t do roommates but if I did I wouldn’t want to live with someone who didn’t think my life mattered, believed wild conspiracies, and supported domestic terrorism against our Capitol. I want to feel safe in my home and I wouldn’t feel safe living with someone like that.

kristalisbougie (@kristal100)Tue, 29 Jun 2021 04:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/OxfordDiplomat/status/1408731192271294468

I remain convinced that it’s all staged to give Hancock a way out that is not directly due to the government’s (and his) disastrous handling of the pandemic. Resigning over a ‘fling’ means the blame lies with him; resigning over Covid could see the downfall of the entire lot.

Ian Rutter (@ianrutter01)Sat, 26 Jun 2021 15:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1408115651084963844

She's asking for autonomy over her own body Ted...you are aware of that right?

4BetterDays🌱🛹 (@4_odays)Thu, 24 Jun 2021 18:01 +0000

Not sure how I feel about adultery being used as a reason to discredit someone's political career. Matt Hancock's done enough to be sacked 1,000 times over, having a messy personal life is the least of it.

Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar)Fri, 25 Jun 2021 05:53 +0000

i would like to go to the doctor for free instead of this twitter.com/cbsnews/status…

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Watch the U.S. Navy use a 40,000-pound explosive on its new aircraft carrier, to ensure the ship is hardened to withstand battle conditions.

CBS News (@CBSNews)Mon, 21 Jun 2021 15:00 +0000

danaka (@wifeoftoast)Tue, 22 Jun 2021 20:55 +0000

Six years ago today a lot of cunts voted to make my life awful in my new home. Fuck every single person who voted for #Brexit. Btw I know several people I follow voted that way because they admitted it at the time but quickly deleted their tweets when the results came in. 🖕

Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Wed, 23 Jun 2021 09:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/sonniesedge/status/1407630855036604417

I just got naturalised and have now British citizenship (with dual citizenship) and I was writing exactly this yesterday. I moved here six years ago and the last five years of my life have been with a little constant fear that the worst of the worst could happen.

Ana Rodrigues (@ohhelloana)Wed, 23 Jun 2021 09:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/celebritygus/status/1406853488567472130

palt (@pontifexalt)Mon, 21 Jun 2021 18:38 +0000

Apple banned Grindr from the App Store. Starting the day after tomorrow you won’t be able to buy and sell erotica on eBay. Texas just functionally banned strippers under 21 and abortion. We are descending into a Christian dystopia and y’all don’t want to see it. They won’t stop.

#WokeMob (@VeeChattie)Sun, 13 Jun 2021 21:25 +0000

Here it is. The greatest response in the history of Twitter. It can be shut down now.

John Phipps, The Most Important Man in the World (@GameDadJP)Sun, 13 Jun 2021 01:09 +0000

“How a coastline 100 million years ago influences modern election results in Alabama”

Jackie’s voting for Maya Wiley 🗳 (@find_evil)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 21:45 +0000

yes, mean JOI edging queen, deny those orgasms

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My Tío spent 17 years in prison for a three strikes marijuana charge and then they deported him. He wasn’t allowed to come to my Abuela’s burial. twitter.com/machinepix/sta…

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Cannabis pre-roll joint filler by lbs. Distribution.

MachinePix (@MachinePix)Thu, 03 Jun 2021 20:50 +0000

Karla Monterroso 💉💉🎉 (@karlitaliliana)Sat, 05 Jun 2021 15:04 +0000

Watching politicians talk about tech is always wildly depressing. It’s such a critical part of the infrastructure at this point and the lack of knowledge amongst elected officials is concerning.

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Blockchain is a booming industry that Texas needs to be involved in. I just signed a law for Texas to create a master plan for expanding the blockchain industry in Texas. #Blockchain #Bitcoin #cryptocurrency

Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX)Sat, 05 Jun 2021 00:23 +0000

Laurie (@laurieontech)Sat, 05 Jun 2021 02:11 +0000

i dont tweet serious things but someone i loved died terribly because matt hancock pretended he was shielding carehomes, we knew he hadn't at the time and just wanted to say he and the rest of the tories are wet sacks of shit ❤️

Stevie Martin (@5tevieM)Thu, 27 May 2021 12:12 +0000

It isn’t “crackers “ that men like Cummings and Johnson are in rooms of power, with white women supporting them It is systems of white supremacy working exactly as they are intended to Remember that

Stella (@RisuToInu)Thu, 27 May 2021 05:38 +0000

Last night our Gov had the opportunity to generate BILLIONS in tax revenue By supporting a global min tax on mega-rich multinationals THE TORIES VOTED AGAINST IT This is what happens when your Gov is funded by billionaires And you have a PM who won’t pay for his own Deliveroo

Marina Purkiss (@MarinaNigrelli)Tue, 25 May 2021 07:00 +0000

Close de Chanel twitter.com/ottojizzmark/s…

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If Priti Patel released a perfume what would she name it?

Otto Von Jizzmark (@Ottojizzmark)Sat, 22 May 2021 17:52 +0000

#11 (@endzChancellor)Sun, 23 May 2021 21:44 +0000