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Github: They're only Nazis if they're from the Germany-Austria parts of 1920s-1940s Europe, otherwise they're sparkling potential customers who papa Microsoft would never want us to offend.

Bea Hughes (@beajammingh)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 20:52 GMT

Rishi Sunak holding a weeks worth of food for a family of 4

Ben McGowan (@BenMcGowan_)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 13:29 GMT

This is from 13 January 2017 We couldn’t cope 4 years ago. This isn’t an NHS at breaking point because of Covid, it’s at breaking point because it’s been deliberately funded this way.

Jo Grady (@DrJoGrady)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 00:25 GMT

A male president was so angry he lost that he incited a mob against the U.S. Capitol. I never want to hear again that women would be "too emotional" to be president.

Dan Price (@DanPriceSeattle)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 05:03 GMT

software engineer here to explain what’s going on with the state department’s website right now. here’s what’s up: literally no single person has any idea how a website works and they’re all varying degrees of broken

brian feldman (@bafeldman)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 20:08 GMT

Animaniacs is the key to all of this

schmoyoho, accent on the whooo did this (@schmoyoho)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 05:33 GMT

BEFORE: “The Rebels are being hysterical. We would never ACTUALLY blow up Alderaan.” DURING: “Now isn’t the time to play politics and talk about the destruction of Alderaan.” AFTER: “We need to move on from Alderaan to begin the healing for the good of the galaxy.”

Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 03:47 GMT

Already we are treating families who caught Covid when a relative joined them on Christmas Day, only to test positive afterwards. I’m not sure I can ever forgive @BorisJohnson for inviting Christmas mixing. He’s supercharged the pandemic 😔 bbc.co.uk/news/uk-556051…

Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 16:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1348156961338970112

kh8s

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 06:39 GMT

Truly Khorosho (@JitsuNiHarashou)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 05:09 GMT

What does Parler use to “rebuild from scratch” after getting kicked off AWS? Terrorform

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 06:37 GMT

Took me fifteen seconds: https://t.co/2WlRsRYVdc

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Really sad. At a time of deep national division, President-elect Biden’s choice to call his political opponents literal Nazis does nothing to bring us together or promote healing. This kind of vicious partisan rhetoric only tears our country apart.

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Ted Cruz (@tedcruz)Fri, 08 Jan 2021 22:54 GMT

Peter Sagal (@petersagal)Fri, 08 Jan 2021 23:59 GMT

don't worry ya'll, the side-loaded Parler APKs being hosted on honeypot websites w/ good SEO aren't malicious, that's just the deep state trying to keep you from memes🙃

ℨ𝔞𝔠𝔥 𝔈𝔡𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔰 (@thezedwards)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 04:07 GMT

Hi there, I'm new to Twitter and looking to make new friends.

Tonald Drump (@TonaldDrump45an)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 00:51 GMT

Apparently Parler just got pulled from the Google App store. Over at TheDonald they're teaching each other how to install the PWA version. I thought this exchange was funny.

Quincy Larson (@ossia)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 01:17 GMT

Jamie Jones (@JamieDMJ)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 01:22 GMT

I keep this old tinder screenshot to remind myself it's ok to just... be single.

Amy, future Mothman Festival Queen (@cableknitjumper)Fri, 08 Jan 2021 20:08 GMT

I think this guy was involved. https://t.co/H6xOrhUsWT

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The FBI is seeking to identify individuals instigating violence in Washington, D.C. We are accepting tips and digital media depicting rioting or violence in and around the U.S. Capitol on January 6. If you have information, visit fbi.gov/USCapitol.

FBI (@FBI)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 13:35 GMT

Jazzmen Watson 👩🏾‍💻 (@jazzmen_k)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 14:29 GMT

We are gonna find out SOME SHIT in the aftermath of Trump’s reign, stuff we didn’t even think of. Sacks of coke; a Nazi furry costume; shallow graves; UFO parts strewn about his bathroom; a bunker of robot wives; leather Klan robe; a warehouse of empty papers, all signed by him.

Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig)Fri, 08 Jan 2021 19:10 GMT

310 days later. Wonderful.

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Government has announced all travellers to England from overseas will need to test negative for COVID-19 before they are allowed to enter the country For more on this and other news visit news.sky.com

Sky News Breaking (@SkyNewsBreak)Fri, 08 Jan 2021 00:21 GMT

machine gun Kele (@kelechnekoff)Fri, 08 Jan 2021 00:53 GMT

Hi @MattHancock can you explain to me why Stanley Johnson, repeat Covid rule breaker, has had his second vaccine injection but my 80 year old care home resident and medically vulnerable father has not had his first? Is it because my family are not related to the Prime Minister?

Wayne (@wayneplod)Fri, 08 Jan 2021 09:02 GMT

The winner

Dr. Sarah Parcak (@indyfromspace)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 15:42 GMT

Basically America right now 🇺🇸🤦‍♂️ #USA #whiteprivilege

Munya Chawawa (@munyachawawa)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 17:41 GMT

On January 6, armed Trumpist militias will be rallying in DC, at Trump's orders. It's highly likely that they'll try to storm the Capitol after it certifies Joe Biden's win. I don't think this has sunk in yet.

Arieh Kovler (@ariehkovler)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 13:43 GMT

Let me see if I have this right: We couldn't afford $2,000 checks because we spend $740 billion a year on Defense, yet we won't defend our own U.S. Capitol against domestic terrorists.

Dan Price (@DanPriceSeattle)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 04:59 GMT

THIS...

The Best Show in the Omniverse (@SuperSuitShow)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 02:45 GMT

Cleaned up the audio on this so you can hear this delightful exchange more clearly on a phone. https://t.co/qVecWVu0Wk

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So I filmed this video today. I shot it in a D.C. neighbourhood as Trump-supporters were leaving downtown after the protests and riots today. Apparently it went viral after I posted in on my Instagram @westhrin So here it is, Twitter! #guyonporch #womanincar

Veronica Westhrin (@NRKveronica)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 02:09 GMT

Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 03:36 GMT

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

Adam Herman (@AdamZHerman)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 02:22 GMT

the person with the nuclear codes has been deemed too dangerous to have a twitter account

joe (@JoePerticone)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 02:11 GMT

I NEED TO USE YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT.

mrs_mcwopper (@curves_n_chaos)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 00:46 GMT

What you mean speechless son go suit up twitter.com/chrisevans/sta…

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I’m speechless

Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans)Wed, 06 Jan 2021 20:56 GMT

Jeremiah 🌞 (@GBEJinero)Wed, 06 Jan 2021 21:09 GMT

Absolutely losing it over the fact folks think this asshole’s name is “Via Getty”

Nerd Girl Says (@Rachael_Conrad)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 01:10 GMT

“hmm i wonder if they planned this”

avery 💫 (@SUNSETSAPPHICS)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 01:00 GMT

Hi! I’m a recruiter from Facebook. Would you like to join us building the #1 tool domestic terrorists used to coordinate an attack on our nation’s capitol?

Alex Manthei (@xoalexo)Wed, 06 Jan 2021 21:29 GMT

Yep, this is the one. This is the tweet. twitter.com/11thhour/statu…

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Day 1 vs. Day 1,448

11th Hour (@11thHour)Wed, 06 Jan 2021 23:14 GMT

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 00:07 GMT

🙈 omfg our country. I want to work at Coinbase just for today so I don't have to deal with what's going on.

Sara Mauskopf (@sm)Wed, 06 Jan 2021 20:09 GMT

Matt Hancock has just told MPs that nurseries are being kept open because they are private and “would otherwise go bust”. The Health Secretary should not be making public health decisions based on private profit.

Nadia Whittome MP (@NadiaWhittomeMP)Tue, 05 Jan 2021 10:40 GMT

You know what would’ve been really great for school kids right now? Universal free broadband.

Nadia Whittome MP (@NadiaWhittomeMP)Tue, 05 Jan 2021 09:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/joncstone/status/1346217230221123586

Eat Out To Help Out cost £849m in total... you could buy all 1.4 million kids elegible for free school meals a £400 Chromebook and 12 months of £20-a-month broadband for roughly the same amount of money (£896m). Might have been a better investment over the summer

Jon Stone (@joncstone)Mon, 04 Jan 2021 22:23 GMT

Magnificent put-down of the Tories by the NYT. Opinion | The Malign Incompetence of the British Ruling Class - The New York Times nytimes.com/2019/01/17/opi…

Matthew Hardy (@drmatthewhardy)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 22:14 GMT

It's already 2021 in New Zealand. That's what happens when you have a woman Prime Minister who knows what she's doing. UK lagging behind again.

Fergus Craig (@FergusCraig)Thu, 31 Dec 2020 11:01 GMT

How it started How it’s going #EnglishVirus

James 💜 Loxley (@oldnorthroad)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 15:03 GMT

My home country has identified that the new super-charged version of the current pandemic virus is spreading rapidly within schools and has therefore decided to not close schools as HOW ELSE WILL THE LITTLE SHITS BE LOOKED AFTER WHILE PARENTS WORK THEIR POINTLESS CORPORATE JOBS?

Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:49 GMT

January 2020 vs December 2020

Patchwork丨SBF (@BeanieSBF)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 19:20 GMT

was 2020 a “bad year” or are we simply approaching the inevitable conclusion of living under an economic system that is fundamentally incompatible with human dignity and happiness?

☕️ Pumpkin Spice Lesbian 🎄 (@zenalbatross)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 14:52 GMT

YES I voted Leave YES it was a mistake YES I fell for slogans YES I thought I was sticking it to the establishment YES I am entitled to regret it YES you can call me a tw*t if it makes you feel better YES I can still call out people who are still convinced it’s a good idea

Simon Harris (@simonharris_mbd)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 11:14 GMT

Proud to announce I've heroically agreed pretty much the same trade deal Theresa May agreed in 2019 which prompted me to resign from the shadow cabinet in disgust & have a temper tantrum for 18 months. I can confirm that same trade deal is utterly brilliant now because I did it!

Boris Johnson #StayAlertControlTheVirus ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ (@GetBrexit_Done)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 15:21 GMT