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My home country has identified that the new super-charged version of the current pandemic virus is spreading rapidly within schools and has therefore decided to not close schools as HOW ELSE WILL THE LITTLE SHITS BE LOOKED AFTER WHILE PARENTS WORK THEIR POINTLESS CORPORATE JOBS?

Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:49 GMT

January 2020 vs December 2020

Patchwork丨SBF (@BeanieSBF)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 19:20 GMT

was 2020 a “bad year” or are we simply approaching the inevitable conclusion of living under an economic system that is fundamentally incompatible with human dignity and happiness?

☕️ Pumpkin Spice Lesbian 🎄 (@zenalbatross)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 14:52 GMT

YES I voted Leave YES it was a mistake YES I fell for slogans YES I thought I was sticking it to the establishment YES I am entitled to regret it YES you can call me a tw*t if it makes you feel better YES I can still call out people who are still convinced it’s a good idea

Simon Harris (@simonharris_mbd)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 11:14 GMT

Proud to announce I've heroically agreed pretty much the same trade deal Theresa May agreed in 2019 which prompted me to resign from the shadow cabinet in disgust & have a temper tantrum for 18 months. I can confirm that same trade deal is utterly brilliant now because I did it!

Boris Johnson #StayAlertControlTheVirus ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ (@GetBrexit_Done)Thu, 24 Dec 2020 15:21 GMT

Remember the UK government saying things would be back to normal by Christmas 2020?

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https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1341769631875346433

Mr Hancock says, he is "highly confident that we'll get things back to normal before 2022"

The Telegraph (@Telegraph)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 16:23 GMT

Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 19:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1341771078268497924

Boris Johnson at one of his press conferences.

John Morgan (@Morg007)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 15:44 GMT

You’d think the UK would’ve been the first to close borders. Where is all that Brexit energy????

madame économiste (@FeliciaAyensua)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 09:20 GMT

The U.K. didn’t do lockdown properly so the world has locked us down by force lmaooo.

madame économiste (@FeliciaAyensua)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 15:23 GMT

The EU have negotiated to get the Pfizer vaccine at €10 less per dose than the UK. Turns out, the bigger your market, the better deals you can strike. Who knew?

Stevie (@FlyingSte)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 15:30 GMT

I think if you broke the law and exposed an entire country to a deadly virus so you could attend your boyfriend's jet-skiing competition you can definitely cool your heels in jail for 4 months, sounds like a great lesson in personal responsibility. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/f…

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 15:39 GMT

How it started: How it’s going:

Sawyer Hackett (@SawyerHackett)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 15:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1340342881521971206

Wear a mask and stop talking shit.

Chen Weihua （陈卫华） (@chenweihua)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 09:21 GMT

Tier 5 is Davina McCall standing outside your house and telling you it's time to nominate someone to leave your bubble.

shane reaction ☘️ (@shane_reaction_)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 23:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1340595985597288448

What we need to is end once and for all the 40 year failure that is trickle down economics. We can replace that with Piñata economics instead.

Al (@davison_al)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 11:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/Nayvee6/status/1340340904310296584

Aye that's how it works. It's the Leader of the Opposition's fault that the Prime Minister is a cunt

The Futureheads (@thefutureheads)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 17:00 GMT

The word ‘Tory’, commonly used to refer to a member of the UK Conservative Party, comes from the Irish Gaelic word ‘tóraidhe’ meaning outlaw or robber.

Quite Interesting (@qikipedia)Sat, 19 Dec 2020 03:00 GMT

The government deciding whether to save lives or Christmas

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Thu, 17 Dec 2020 09:43 GMT

Update

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Wed, 16 Dec 2020 10:00 GMT

Nobody: Matthew McConaughey: Alt-right alt-right alt-right

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Mon, 07 Dec 2020 16:18 GMT

gonna tell my kids this was joe biden and kamala harris

Ashmi (@_ashmip)Sun, 22 Nov 2020 23:10 GMT

Hmm I don’t see this ending well

pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat)Sun, 29 Nov 2020 09:40 GMT

Trump campaign spent $3 million dollars to get Biden 132 more votes in Wisconsin recount

Daniel Uhlfelder (@DWUhlfelderLaw)Sat, 28 Nov 2020 02:48 GMT

the closer it gets to xmas, the more difficult it's proving to feel angrier and angrier about this. Pardon me whilst i evaporate into a mist of annoyance ✌

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I still cannot believe Boris Johnson closed the country down at 9:16pm the night before eid yet is proposing a mix of four households for Christmas four weeks in advance ??? Can you even imagine if this was the other way round the UK would be absolutely FURIOUS

al 🧚🏼‍♀️ (@alicef1811)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 16:42 GMT

rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Tue, 24 Nov 2020 20:50 GMT

£29 million for a Festival of Brexit. Hmmm. Remind me again, how much did the government need to spend in order to ensure impoverished children had enough food? £24 million was it? Interesting. Did I say ‘interesting’? I meant to say ‘What a bunch of cunts.’

Jonathan Pie (@JonathanPieNews)Tue, 24 Nov 2020 10:46 GMT

Wait for it. can’t. stop. laughing...🤣😭🤣

Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 03:41 GMT

With the return of Rule of 6.. at least this will be easier to remember this year: Partridge in a pear tree 2 turtle doves 3 French Hens 4 Calling birds 5 GOOLD RIIINGS 6 Geese a laying 6 Swans swimming 6 Maids milking 6 drummers drumming 6 pipers piping 6 lords leaping

Harvey Hawkins (@harvhawkscomedy)Mon, 23 Nov 2020 16:51 GMT

I am sick of people wondering if it's possible to survive Christmas in lockdown when so many Hindus in the UK have survived Diwali, Navratri, Janmashtmi and so many Muslims have survived Eid and Ramadan. Why are we STILL talking about this?

Parle Patel (@planetParle)Thu, 19 Nov 2020 14:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1327307328341864448

Barnard castle flags at half mast

Joe (@jna_sh)Fri, 13 Nov 2020 17:49 GMT

I told you November is the good month.

𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞 🏛 (Eviction Unit) (@yoyomorena)Tue, 10 Nov 2020 21:49 GMT

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 03:09 GMT

Jim Carrey SAID THE THANG!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 #SNL #SaturdayNightLive

ⒾⓋⒶⓃ (@xIvanRamirezx)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 05:26 GMT

All these videos really are like the end of Return of the Jedi.

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NY celebration 11:30 am #bidenharis2020

Alison Daintree Gross (@DaintreeGross)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 16:32 GMT

𝙳𝚊𝚗 𝚂𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚝 (@DanSlott)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 17:26 GMT

New! Cassetteboy vs Trump 2020

Cassetteboy (@Cassetteboy)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 07:36 GMT

When someone ask you to describe this week’s events

Film Daze (@filmdaze)Fri, 06 Nov 2020 21:22 GMT

This video encapsulates everything going on with Donald Trump at the moment. Epic! #TrumpMeltdown

Emmanuel (@Emmanue41720182)Fri, 06 Nov 2020 02:56 GMT

Very soothing

Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr)Thu, 05 Nov 2020 12:49 GMT

Davina McCall (@ThisisDavina)Thu, 05 Nov 2020 18:26 GMT

Superb captioning here😄

Shreyas Doshi (@shreyas)Wed, 04 Nov 2020 16:09 GMT

the electoral college is a perfect system

kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman)Tue, 03 Nov 2020 20:01 GMT

Lockdown starts Thursday If it lifts on schedule, businesses will have just 8 working days to implement and train new software, systems and permits to handle whatever post-Brexit trading arrangements the govt agrees Govt cannot currently describe those arrangements 8 days

Russ (@RussInCheshire)Sat, 31 Oct 2020 19:39 GMT

A snippet of Bojo's speech shortly.. On 22 Sep the SAGE scientists recommended a national lockdown to avoid thousands of unnecessary deaths. After giving it careful consideration for 5 weeks, I have decided to act quickly and decisively. #NationalLockdown #Lockdown2

Mathew stokes (@Mathew_stokes)Sat, 31 Oct 2020 16:11 GMT

9/11 kills 3,000 people, and we spend the next two decades, thousands of lives, and many billions of dollars attacking the Taliban. Covid kills 250,000 people, and some dudes are like, "Wearing masks and not going to bars is an overreaction!"

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WATCH: MSNBC's Chuck Todd Asks if Joe Biden is Taking Covid 'Too Seriously' mediaite.com/a/gnzmo

Mediaite (@Mediaite)Thu, 29 Oct 2020 14:48 GMT

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Thu, 29 Oct 2020 16:03 GMT

A white woman got a promotion with only 3 years experience, we fixed the job gap everyone

malice ghoulpus (@alicegoldfuss)Tue, 27 Oct 2020 01:33 GMT

The real test of the UK is whether by Election 2024, we all forget the Tories caused the most excess deaths in Europe, gave the top grades to private school kids, starved poor kids while their parents were out of work, blew £millions on dodgy contracts and left the North to rot.

Femi (@Femi_Sorry)Sun, 25 Oct 2020 08:00 GMT

How it started How it’s going

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Fri, 23 Oct 2020 17:14 +0000

These Republican and Democratic candidates running for Utah Governor have done something i’ve NEVER seen before - they made a political advert.... TOGETHER. Sound on:

Lee Trott (@MC372)Wed, 21 Oct 2020 22:47 +0000

When I moved to the UK I didn’t think there was much out-there unchecked corruption like we have back home, but it just seems to be par for the course now 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Thread: Boris Johnson has just awarded his friend David Ross, the Carphone Warehouse owner worth £700 million, £85k for a private opera company in his house from the funds designated for struggling arts venues/orgs. Meanwhile many that serve our communities got nothing. Nada. 1/4

John Spiers (@squeezyjohn)Thu, 22 Oct 2020 09:01 +0000

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 23 Oct 2020 06:33 +0000