Tag satire

DC Animated (@DC_Animated)Tue, 15 Jun 2021 01:20 +0000

Unpopular opinion: <some absolute bollocks opinion by some tech industry schlub, completely disconnected with the real world>

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Sun, 13 Jun 2021 07:09 +0000

When they ask you to fix the tests

Joe Previte (@jsjoeio)Tue, 25 May 2021 17:52 +0000

I heard DHH wasn’t a huge fan of companies taking a 30% cut so I wonder how his day is going

willman (@willmanduffy)Fri, 30 Apr 2021 21:17 +0000

if I were a startup founder, I would simply not throw away decades of professional goodwill over a temper tantrum

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Wed, 28 Apr 2021 12:25 +0000

Simply have no feelings, write clean code, and you will be successful here

Sophie Alpert (@sophiebits)Tue, 27 Apr 2021 02:07 +0000

More like shh am I right

Elaine Greenberg (@ejgreenberg)Mon, 26 Apr 2021 21:20 +0000

Working on my new email provider called FUCKING YIKES. It just replies FUCKING YIKES when tech CEOs email you with some bullshit.

Joe Hart 🏳️‍🌈 (@JoeHart)Mon, 26 Apr 2021 18:32 +0000

Rishi Sunak holding a weeks worth of food for a family of 4

Ben McGowan (@BenMcGowan_)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 13:29 GMT

BEFORE: “The Rebels are being hysterical. We would never ACTUALLY blow up Alderaan.” DURING: “Now isn’t the time to play politics and talk about the destruction of Alderaan.” AFTER: “We need to move on from Alderaan to begin the healing for the good of the galaxy.”

Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 03:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1348156961338970112

kh8s

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 06:39 GMT

What does Parler use to “rebuild from scratch” after getting kicked off AWS? Terrorform

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 06:37 GMT

Hi there, I'm new to Twitter and looking to make new friends.

Tonald Drump (@TonaldDrump45an)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 00:51 GMT

Hi! I’m a recruiter from Facebook. Would you like to join us building the #1 tool domestic terrorists used to coordinate an attack on our nation’s capitol?

Alex Manthei (@xoalexo)Wed, 06 Jan 2021 21:29 GMT

🙈 omfg our country. I want to work at Coinbase just for today so I don't have to deal with what's going on.

Sara Mauskopf (@sm)Wed, 06 Jan 2021 20:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/garybernhardt/status/1344376354955935744

hi gary i agree that overengineering is a big problem and that is why i decided to found dumpstr. we put your computer on a truck and drop it off at a landfill so you can enjoy your newfound, complexity-free time doing things like reading a book or not thinking about kubernetes

Marcus (@sentreh)Wed, 30 Dec 2020 23:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/baddanadanabad/status/1343258815353946112

Interesting how you claim to be suffering and yet you can afford luxuries like floor

Floor Haver (@TheEpicDept)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 21:05 GMT

Feeling fuckin buzzed lads

Margaret Keenan (@jordbrookes)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 11:04 GMT

I wonder how Bill Gates is going to spend his first day in control of Margaret Keenan, 90, from Coventry.

Cornelius Mendez (@ConMend)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 10:02 GMT

can i buy a vowel

dipa (@dipalua_)Wed, 02 Dec 2020 04:59 GMT

Felt young & hot- may destroy a start-up before they find product market fit l8r 💅

Chloe Condon 🎀 (@ChloeCondon)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 15:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1333551947169763328

tfw you can handle Big O but not Big Tits

ms claws (@alicegoldfuss)Mon, 30 Nov 2020 23:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/eade_bengard/status/1333584182543486978

via @guavault

nicole (@nwilliams030)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 02:47 GMT

Can’t tell you how many startup offers I’ve been denied bc these juicy buns

Eade Bengard (@eade_bengard)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 01:30 GMT

Hmm I don’t see this ending well

pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat)Sun, 29 Nov 2020 09:40 GMT

I felt bad making this it was too easy. Totally made up company btw let's call it Boincase

Emily (@EmilyKager)Sat, 28 Nov 2020 18:43 GMT

Luke, help me take off my mask. I learned so much about lava. One thing’s for certain... don’t let it dominate you. Don’t be afraid of it. Maybe I’m immune, I don’t know.

Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR)Tue, 06 Oct 2020 01:27 +0000

Just want to announce that I will NOT be giving any talks in the near future due to cancel culture and SJWs. This has NOTHING to do with the fact that no one wants to hear from me. I am quite handsome and popular, actually

Kegel Knievel (@moonpolysoft)Sun, 13 Sep 2020 19:40 +0000

ugh i wish everyone would take this virus seriously. my husband and i are vacationing in tahiti and literally no one at this beach party we're having is wearing masks. i sincerely hope this improves. my husband really needed this vacation bc his covid is making him so depressed.

Ingrid Ostby (@ingridostby)Thu, 06 Aug 2020 02:19 +0000

Deleting bad code is cancel culture. Instead keep all the code even if it’s bad. It might have good intentions.

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 08:16 +0000

👋 Super excited to announce NAMASTE! It's like email, if email aligned your chakras! - It's not a typo! Your inbox is now "Ombox", the mind, body, and spirit of your internet experience. - No more "mark unread" just mark to "meditate on" - Reach "nirvana" with always inbox 0™️

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Wed, 17 Jun 2020 03:19 +0000