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Liked Simon Tatham (@simontatham@hachyderm.io)
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The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED BUT REPULSIVE", "WRONG BUT WROMANTIC", "FREQUENTLY MISUNDERSTOOD", "NOBODY BOTHERS WITH THIS BIT", "SHOULDN'T REALLY BUT WE WON'T JUDGE", "REQUIRED IN ORDER TO WORK AROUND EVERYONE ELSE'S BUGS", "YOU DO YOU", and "OBVIOUSLY ABSURD BUT VERY COMMON FOR SOME REASON" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.

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Reposted jwz (@jwz@mastodon.social)
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@docpop STOP DOING EMBEDS Things dreamed up by the UTTERLY DERANGED: <iframe src="...site that is not yours..."> <script src="https://mastodon.social/embed.js"> "Hello I would like to mine bitcoin for you" "Thank you for the tracking cookies and single point of failure" THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

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Reposted NowWeAreAllTom (@tom@labyrinth.social)
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YOUR 2023 CALENDAR WRAPPED You spent 31 DAYS in each of the months of August, March, July, January, October, and May. That’s a six way tie. Guess you’re the type who can’t be satisfied by just one month! 😎 Your longest day was NOVEMBER 5, a whopping 25 hours. Falling back like a champ! 🍂 This year was the 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF 2013. Here’s to another 10 more! 🥳 You’ve had 51 MONDAYS so far this year. Yikes! We won’t tell Garfield if you won’t. 🐈

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Reposted james (@james@strangeobject.space)
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THIS MESSAGE IS A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT I DO NOT AUTHORIZE JOHN MASTODON TO SHARE MY PHOTOS OR MESSAGES WITH UNAUTHORIZED THIRD PARTIES A VIOLATION OF MY PRIVACY IS PUNISHABLE BY LAW (UCC 1-669-420 AND THE LEET STATUTE) ALL MEMBERS MUST POST A NOTE LIKE THIS, OR BOOST THIS MESSAGE, IF YOU DO NOT THEN YOU ARE ALLOWING JOHN MASTODON TO REPOST YOUR PHOTOS AND NEVER-DOES-NUMBERS POSTS. THIS MESSAGE IS A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT