The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED BUT REPULSIVE", "WRONG BUT WROMANTIC", "FREQUENTLY MISUNDERSTOOD", "NOBODY BOTHERS WITH THIS BIT", "SHOULDN'T REALLY BUT WE WON'T JUDGE", "REQUIRED IN ORDER TO WORK AROUND EVERYONE ELSE'S BUGS", "YOU DO YOU", and "OBVIOUSLY ABSURD BUT VERY COMMON FOR SOME REASON" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.
@docpop
STOP DOING EMBEDS
Things dreamed up by the UTTERLY DERANGED:
<iframe src="...site that is not yours...">
<script src="https://mastodon.social/embed.js">
"Hello I would like to mine bitcoin for you"
"Thank you for the tracking cookies and single point of failure"
THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS
“Now obviously for this position we’re expecting some amount of frontend experience… it says here you’re familiar with manipulating the DOM, would you tell us a little more about that?”
The candidate smirked.
“Make me.”
Any time I see someone saying something about "X openly supporting Nazis" I think, "That's a *bit* hyperbolic about what happened with the XFree86 / Xorg schism..."
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Danish friends and other royal subjects of the Kingdom of Denmark. I just want to bring you my best wishes and congratulate you about your new king.
It's really nice to see all those queer flags on his castle.
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I found the best use of the OpenAI API yet. https://www.chaintexts.com
Plz enjoy this fantastic AI-generated emoji chain text about 9/11 that I just generated.
YOUR 2023 CALENDAR WRAPPED
You spent 31 DAYS in each of the months of August, March, July, January, October, and May. That’s a six way tie. Guess you’re the type who can’t be satisfied by just one month! 😎
Your longest day was NOVEMBER 5, a whopping 25 hours. Falling back like a champ! 🍂
This year was the 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF 2013. Here’s to another 10 more! 🥳
You’ve had 51 MONDAYS so far this year. Yikes! We won’t tell Garfield if you won’t. 🐈
THIS MESSAGE IS A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT
I DO NOT AUTHORIZE JOHN MASTODON TO SHARE MY PHOTOS OR MESSAGES WITH UNAUTHORIZED THIRD PARTIES
A VIOLATION OF MY PRIVACY IS PUNISHABLE BY LAW (UCC 1-669-420 AND THE LEET STATUTE)
ALL MEMBERS MUST POST A NOTE LIKE THIS, OR BOOST THIS MESSAGE, IF YOU DO NOT THEN YOU ARE ALLOWING JOHN MASTODON TO REPOST YOUR PHOTOS AND NEVER-DOES-NUMBERS POSTS.
THIS MESSAGE IS A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT
graphql is overkill you can simply use http with a strongly typed schema and use sparse field sets to select fields and write a specification for the sparse field set language, a parser and execution layer
I made home-made pesto and the ingredients cost about £800 and it’s not even that great so my life hack today is go to Lidl and just buy a jar for a quid and don’t be a twat like me.