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Happy Lateral Flow Test day everyone

Karl (@karlstoney)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 11:38 GMT

Nouvelle Demo Real Time pour Unreal Engine

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JUST RELEASED: Photograph of the Queen delivering this year’s Christmas Day message. This year’s 3pm speech is described as “particularly personal” after her beloved Prince Philip died in April. 2021 will be the first Christmas the Queen will spend without the Duke of Edinburgh

Chris Ship (@chrisshipitv)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 22:31 GMT

Anthony Dumas (@Adamas_FR)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 12:01 GMT

Maybe AWS keeps going down because they run all their stuff on prem

Amit Gupta (@amitkgupta84)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 01:03 GMT

Why did we call it a Booster Shot instead of a Sequel Injection

idrees (@idreesxkhan)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 12:26 GMT

My cat telling me he loves me

Nathan (@Humanstein)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 03:30 GMT

Extraordinary image of a bee immediately after finishing a bag of Wotsits.

Balderdashing through the sloe (@notDcfcBoss)Thu, 16 Dec 2021 19:11 GMT

Very excited to announce that starting immediately I am starting an exciting new role! From now on my new role on Twitter will be telling each and every one of you how hot you are. Hey you — you’re hot. 🔥

Kris Nóva (@krisnova)Wed, 15 Dec 2021 01:23 GMT

you want me to make a decision? the thing that killed chidi anagonye?

salwa (@evermorevan)Sun, 12 Dec 2021 18:26 GMT

We don’t need everyone to upgrade log4j, just enough for herd immunity to takeover

Ricky (@rickhanlonii)Sun, 12 Dec 2021 16:55 GMT

He's making a list, And checking it twice, You're gonna find number 8 Very hard to believe. Santa Clause is working for Buzzfeed.

Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel)Fri, 10 Dec 2021 13:32 GMT

Let me put it in terms you can understand…

mathew; ho x3 (@mathew_dev)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 18:38 GMT

stonehenge implies the existence of various henges built with other materials

eevee (@eevee)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 11:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1467819520085532681

*ominously* Meathenge

eevee (@eevee)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 11:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/ellenkorbes/status/1467144200760266754

it's a whole new paradigm, dysfunctional programming

Reuben Morais (@ReubenMorais)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 14:59 GMT

everyone keeps talking about this executive function thing but i dont have the energy to google what it is :/

ellen ☃️🎄❄️ (@ellenkorbes)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 14:50 GMT

The future Zuckerberg wants

surreal entertainment (@s_entainment)Mon, 29 Nov 2021 13:58 GMT

As a… – Spotify user I want to… – know I understood the assignment with a gradient vibe check of my audio aura so that… – I know I am on fleek, no cap #SpotifyWrapped

Shit User Story (@ShitUserStory)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 10:35 GMT

Growth.

comedycentral (@ComedyCentral)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 18:34 GMT

Anyone else get their Zillow Wrapped yet? Wtf

Alex Dobrenko (@Dobrenkz)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 18:06 GMT

would anyone join my discord for people who took up woodworking in the pandemic, I'm thinking of calling it plankdemic

Joe (@jna_sh)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 09:27 GMT

Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux? Their ancestors are vi-kings.

John Opdenakker (@j_opdenakker)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 12:15 GMT

ok why did they include this

umru (@umru_)Wed, 01 Dec 2021 15:51 GMT

i am in the top .05% of listeners.. to my girlfriend when she is saying stuff

thomas grabinski. (@handsome_pal)Wed, 01 Dec 2021 20:33 GMT

Please vaccinate. I have no desire to learn the entire Greek alphabet.

Sujay Kansagra, MD (@medschooladvice)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 21:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/cherthedev/status/1464367273519378432

rails me daddy

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 26 Nov 2021 23:00 GMT

The Boy Who Wished You Would

ericy (@ihatethiskid)Tue, 23 Nov 2021 20:04 GMT

Harry Potter and 1 in the Chamber of Secrets

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The Boy Who Wished You Would

ericy (@ihatethiskid)Tue, 23 Nov 2021 20:04 GMT

Captain of the Ghetto (@IMaPAULed)Thu, 25 Nov 2021 21:17 GMT

The Doctor is a statue now, so we can’t be against her, or we’re erasing British history.

David Chipakupaku 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇲 (@David_Chippa)Thu, 25 Nov 2021 18:06 GMT

RT @FadedNick Lmao, my friends get me.

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 24 Nov 2021 12:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/ericlewis/status/1461923230739050501

arquee is a least the coolest tag. M

Eric Vicenti (@EricVicenti)Sat, 20 Nov 2021 05:06 GMT

grimm (@ExileGrimm)Mon, 15 Nov 2021 04:36 GMT

There is no cloud, it's just someone else's technical debt.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 14:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1458833268313366529

Not at all! How much now?

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 16:39 GMT

Who called it seasonal affective disorder instead of fall damage?

Chandelier made of bones 🦴 (@3five9)Wed, 10 Nov 2021 21:17 GMT

I've been on Twitter for OH GOD IT HAS BEEN FOURTEEN YEARS and uh anyways I routinely grumble about how I'd rather be a customer than a product. Soon as this option shows up for me I'm taking it.

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honestly twitter blue seems like kind of a good deal

soul nate (@MNateShyamalan)Wed, 10 Nov 2021 02:06 GMT

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Wed, 10 Nov 2021 18:35 GMT

Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who observe

Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy)Sun, 07 Nov 2021 14:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/strangelesbian/status/1456697964194410505

That's just called being pan

Jared #AigisTheFirstMission 🏳️‍⚧️ (@catgirlkimijima)Sat, 06 Nov 2021 05:39 GMT

It's wild to me that people will openly reply about how they like to be fingered or use butt plugs but then no one wants to disclose that they regularly use Reddit

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sun, 07 Nov 2021 10:01 GMT

AMD vs Intel

cts (@gf_256)Sat, 06 Nov 2021 10:05 GMT

Chris Pratt won't see your mean jokes, but one of your friends who is voiced by Chris Pratt will

Luke (@LloBrow)Fri, 05 Nov 2021 13:58 GMT

RT @angeldominguez

so I made something… #howyouDUNE

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 26 Oct 2021 10:57 +0000

HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast)Thu, 28 Oct 2021 20:00 +0000

fascinating, but untrue. tokyo is in japan, not england

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This is insane to think about

The Gentle Freak (@mitchysuch)Mon, 19 Apr 2021 18:11 +0000

eevee (@eevee)Tue, 20 Apr 2021 19:36 +0000

I hate reading other people's code. Mine is so clean and well structured. Everything is commented neatly and laid out logically. This thing I'm dealing with is a mess. Cryptically named functions, irrelevant comments, multiple styles. Who is this "© Terence Eden 2019" guy anyway?

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 27 Oct 2020 17:56 GMT

ladies and gentlemen, the weekdays

Zack Knoll (@zackknoll_)Mon, 25 Oct 2021 21:33 +0000

This still kills me every time i see it

Tina (@OmnipoTina)Fri, 22 Oct 2021 05:54 +0000