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a DevOps engineer who isn't trans? They must be a cis admin.

lizzy (@eleyezedzedwhy)Sun, 06 Dec 2020 19:47 GMT

People keep asking me how I went from 143 followers to 150 in just 6 months. Let me tell you it has been a journey. A thread 👇

Steve Lamar (@StevejLamar)Sat, 21 Nov 2020 13:09 GMT

who in the hell called it The Law of Diminishing Returns and not More's Law

Gary Bernhardt (@garybernhardt)Mon, 26 Oct 2020 22:12 GMT

And that's why the US government will never reveal who exactly taught humans how to make the microchip and other fantastic technologies. 12/12

The Register (@TheRegister)Thu, 15 Oct 2020 23:07 +0000

EEEeeeeee

YIYO 🔪🖤 ☾💀🎃 (@yi_ya_yi_ya_yo)Tue, 13 Oct 2020 06:21 +0000

Wishing the President a speedy recovfefe

Mark Humphries (@markhumphries)Fri, 02 Oct 2020 05:39 +0000

all ants are british because they colonize

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Sat, 26 Sep 2020 21:52 +0000

no pain au chocolat no gain au chocolat

Adam Smith (@adamndsmith)Fri, 25 Sep 2020 14:23 +0000

careful about teaching your kids about regular expressions you might not want them to be playing with matches

Netlify (@Netlify)Tue, 22 Sep 2020 07:10 +0000

weird that offices are nsfw right now

phil (@PhilJamesson)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 21:18 +0000

OH: "i use y'aml as a greeting, its an inclusive devops term"

eugene debsops (@austinlparker)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 15:14 +0000

math notations explained🤦‍♀️ = equals =/= not equals < left > right ! LOUD NUMBER ~ worm π stonehenge √ right answer x wrong answer ⋯ soon… ∮ what Exactly the fuck ∝ fish ∞ fish with 2 heads ↯ lightning :⇔ he Scream

Math Lady Hazel 🇦🇷 (@mathladyhazel)Sun, 13 Sep 2020 03:30 +0000

If I built software I would simply make every user happy at once, maintain multiple versions of everything, let users roll back to older versions, never ship any bugs, and be feature complete from the get-go but maybe that's just me

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Wed, 26 Aug 2020 19:57 +0000

for bad posture

mila (@bauhauhaus)Sun, 23 Aug 2020 04:54 +0000

Something I've always wondered is, how did Batman become Batman? Did he have a mum and dad? What happened there?

Caspar Salmon (@CasparSalmon)Sun, 23 Aug 2020 14:04 +0000

my friend, drunk at 3am, starving: heyyy do u wanna do five guys me: sure?? but i thought you were a lesbian??

laura calabazas (@freezydorito)Sun, 16 Aug 2020 14:07 +0000

Made a charcuterie board for lunch.

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Tue, 04 Aug 2020 22:26 +0000

50 years ago a child went up to mark zuckerberg and told him he wanted to be just like him one day. mark was so inspired he gave him $20 and told him to buy bitcoin. that child is bill gates.

Bo Lau (@bolau_)Sun, 02 Aug 2020 01:48 +0000

Me: I’m afraid of the Backstreet Boys Therapist: Tell me why Me:

Stream Internet Love 💻💕 (@Jayzinq)Wed, 15 Jul 2020 20:49 +0000

The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll

Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten)Wed, 29 Jan 2020 00:19 GMT

You can’t call it GDPR unless it originated from the Gedeperè region of Brussels, otherwise it’s just the California Privacy Act

Harley Watson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 (@_unlobito)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 16:53 +0000

microwaves be like: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

🐤 (@csbnish)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 17:26 +0000

June’s over ??? Julying

rico (@Reformxd)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 13:45 +0000

Do sharks play the harmonica like this or this

clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 01:29 +0000