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Hope the statues see this mate
Major Charles Innocent (@JoeStephenson96)Wed, 05 Jan 2022 16:15 GMT
Hope the statues see this mate
Major Charles Innocent (@JoeStephenson96)Wed, 05 Jan 2022 16:15 GMT
I would say "Did a diamond pay you to write this" but it looks like they did.
filmed on location in sunny Arrakis (@BrasTheSpaz)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 13:29 GMT
It helps if you think of the "Block" button as the "Go Fuck Yourself" button. Maybe try to imagine Jeff Goldblum singing the "It's maaaahhh birthhhhhday" song every time you press it. youtube.com/watch?v=tEt2w4…
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"Hey Eva, what is it like to be a woman in tech?"
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You are an intensely public figure, deliberately having thrust yourself into the media. You are a social media influencer with 167k followers here and then act all high and mighty when occasionally someone contacts you for business. #stophuffingyourownfarts
Fake PhD Investigator (@FakePhD_reveal)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:09 GMT
Eva (@evacide)Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:55 GMT
Early 2022 Twitter timeline so far is just extreme whiplash between people getting covid and people getting new jobs
swyx (@swyx)Mon, 03 Jan 2022 17:45 GMT
Few people understand that Twitter is the general Slack channel for everyone in tech.
Anna Gát 🧭 Miami/NYC (Jan10-Feb7) (@TheAnnaGat)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 17:21 GMT
Hi, I'm sure that whoever runs this account has no idea who I am, but I founded @mozilla and I'm here to say fuck you and fuck this. Everyone involved in the project should be witheringly ashamed of this decision to partner with planet-incinerating Ponzi grifters.
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in 2022 please resolve to put alt text on your image tweets 🙏🙏
Kay L. Kirkpatrick \🥄\🥄 (@kay314159)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 17:51 GMT
I imagine @jack realized that the future meant apologizing to members of Congress in hearings for the rest of his life then decided to ✌🏾as Twitter CEO.Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 21:58 GMT
hi there! i’m a random weirdo who doesn’t follow you. just wanted to let you know that i misinterpreted your post in a bizarrely specific way and now i am fucking furious about some shit you didn’t say. could you spare 20 minutes or so for me to explain why this is your fault?kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact)Wed, 24 Mar 2021 00:47 GMT
Very normal, Twitter. Thank you.
Mia Moore 🏳️🌈 (@StopTweetingMia)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 18:52 GMT
making a new account because my old acct got permanently content banned
Cloudy☁️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 10:35 GMT
The best thing I did for myself last year was no longer "hate-follow" or "check in" on people I found toxic. Trust me, it's hard!! You want to keep a tab on ur "enemies" 😅 it's a natural impulse. Especially when you're spite driven like me.
Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 18:31 GMT
Kristi💪YamaGucciMane (@wapplehouse)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 15:36 GMT
Only today did I learn that my home state has an official, active twitter account, and it is delightfully salty and unhinged
Denise Yu 💉💉 (@deniseyu21)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 15:51 GMT
why is my timeline always a trashfire why are you all fighting
Skylar ⚒(司凯拉) (@ChippSkylarkk)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 19:12 GMT
you don’t have to congratulate anyone for a new job you don’t want to congratulate but you could simply say nothing instead of personal attacks and bullying pile ons
Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Wed, 29 Dec 2021 08:03 GMT
how to become a tech twitter influencer in five easy steps! 1. be relatable 2. keep a regular posting schedule 3. engage with your followers 4. use your newfound influence to get a position at the racist planet-burning company 5. go on podcasts!Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Wed, 29 Dec 2021 07:03 GMT
This is no time for jokes, there’s a headline writer stuck in the Economist’s offices.
Bower Power (@So_Truculent)Tue, 28 Dec 2021 11:30 GMT
the most important thing about the log4j incident is that it’s clear and incontrovertible evidence in support of whatever beliefs i already have about software development
henry 🌘 (@hdevalence)Mon, 13 Dec 2021 17:29 GMT
i love you Noko but
yuuurrrrrrr (@jayxmed)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 00:57 GMT
TikTok now has a pronouns field, very closely mimicking the Instagram implementation. I am… surprised.Tierney Cyren, the Cosmic Equine (@bitandbang)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 09:10 GMT
Throughout 2021 I've been keeping a note on my phone when one event, conversation or format absolutely DOMINATED my Twitter feed. Not meme formats on ig. Not news stories on reddit. Twitter. Here's what took over twitter in 2021:llama in a tux (@LlamaInaTux)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 18:35 GMT
me: men play video games men: OH SO WHAT UR SAYING IS YOUD RATHER I CHEAT ON U ? 😂😂charles entertainment cheese (@jmurffff)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 05:36 GMT
Merry Christmas Doom Scroll and all those who etch upon it!
Dj Walker-Morgan (@Codepope)Sat, 25 Dec 2021 10:38 GMT
Hi Sophie, We've scrambled the media team (who had already left for the weekend) to discuss the use of the word Scramble in future tweets
RAF_Luton (@RAF_Luton)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 12:11 GMT
There is little worse than knowing you saw something on twitter and never being able to find it again….
Kristy Tillman (🏌🏾♀️,⛳️)(🔥,🔥)(🔺,🔺)(😈,😇) (@KristyT)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 04:26 GMT
This, but with TikTok. You can’t even try to search for it. It’s just gone. Never to be seen again.twitter.com/kristyt/status…Post details
There is little worse than knowing you saw something on twitter and never being able to find it again….
Kristy Tillman (🏌🏾♀️,⛳️)(🔥,🔥)(🔺,🔺)(😈,😇) (@KristyT)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 04:26 GMT
Mina Markham (@MinaMarkham)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 16:10 GMT
I wanted a way to monitor trending CVEs on Twitter So I built CVEtrends.com - data comes from Twitter + NIST NVD APIs - back-end: Python, Flask, PostgreSQL, and Redis - front-end: React + Bootstrap It's a quick MVP, but let me know your thoughts and feedback...Simon J. Bell (@SimonByte)Tue, 23 Nov 2021 13:53 GMT
I was wondering what sort of broken people would stoop to using Twitter Spaces and it turns out it's pretty much what I expected.
Bodil Stokke, Esq. (@bodil)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 15:16 GMT
“You take the blue pill…you take a nap. Wake up on the couch, wonder for a second if the whole pandemic was a dream. You take the red pill…you stay on Twitter. See how deep the despair goes.”
Allison Rose (@allierosejokes)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 00:55 GMT
Perennial reminder that if you see some dumb thing that KFC or Wendy’s or any other brand does and you tweet about it all snarky like “Why does this exist!?”…the answer is your tweet. You tweeting about it is why it exists. Stop falling for it.
Eize Basa (@PonchoRebound)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 17:18 GMT
I dunno, Tech Twitter is cringy as fuck sometimes. It's like that episode of Black Mirror where you have to be fake happy and make forced corny chit chat just to gain stars. Except it never stops and just gets more and more cringe.Michael JS Fox (@michaeljsfox)Sun, 19 Dec 2021 09:42 GMT
Very excited to announce that starting immediately I am starting an exciting new role! From now on my new role on Twitter will be telling each and every one of you how hot you are. Hey you — you’re hot. 🔥Kris Nóva (@krisnova)Wed, 15 Dec 2021 01:23 GMT
TFW u open twitter and a bunch of ppl are vaguely tweeting about the same shit
Steve Kim (@Fobwashed)Mon, 14 Jan 2019 22:19 GMT
Omg stop they’ve made 1 tweet
Adam (@adamrbrts)Mon, 13 Dec 2021 10:06 GMT
uh they absolutely do
Luke Plunkett (@LukePlunkett)Sun, 12 Dec 2021 20:38 GMT
“History”
Sophia ‘Sophiopath’ Narwitz (@SophNar0747)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 07:22 GMT
People really underestimate how much TikTok is destroying an entire generation’s social and educational development. twitter.com/sophnar0747/st…Post details
“History”
Sophia ‘Sophiopath’ Narwitz (@SophNar0747)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 07:22 GMT
Oliver Jia (オリバー・ジア) (@OliverJia1014)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 12:32 GMT
People putting .eth in their Twitter usernames is creeping me out. Seems very cult like.
Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 18:51 GMT
It seems a lot of people in the crypto space have linked their identities to the underlying technology and are unable to discuss things without feeling personally attacked.
Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 18:42 GMT
Nobody has been able to figure this out
taddy mason (@no_goblins)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 21:21 GMT
I do love my country sometimes (rarely tbh, but sometimes)Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 13:20 GMT
Me coming back to twitter after I closed the app 10 seconds ago
69💎 (@wofai_xo)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 14:16 GMT
Hey guys? Yes, I mean guys... if you find yourself ever saying "huh, someone blocked me on one network, I should find them somewhere else", just...don't. it's fucking creepy and violent. get bent.Post details
Access to me is a privilege and I have gone through some pretty low self esteem and moments of putting up with some pretty piss poor treatment and inexcusably toxic behavior because of it.
Stephanie Stimac 🔮 Web Witch (@seaotta)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 16:38 GMT
matty stratton, charismatic grifter (@mattstratton)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 17:45 GMT
Since setting up my "Tweet-O-Meter", which charges me 0.10p for every original tweet, since August using @IFTTT X @monzo...saved £305.β❹𝓡ѲⓃ (@riteoffittage)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 04:29 GMT
violet valentine (@slutpilled)Mon, 29 Nov 2021 17:49 GMT
sorry, really disagree that it’s just an aesthetic. cynical tweets about other companies do great on twitter, so hugops is a less trendy but more empathetic response from a specific part of the field recognizing job complexities; a _more_ advanced conversation IMO.
Kara Sowles (@FeyNudibranch)Mon, 29 Nov 2021 02:48 GMT
I mean, I’ve broken systems used by millions, it can feel so lonely and hopeless, I’d honestly be happy to hear folks out there were on my side. Maybe that’s just me.
Wade Armstrong (@kaizendad)Sun, 28 Nov 2021 21:54 GMT