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Alexa, show me someone who’s never been responsible for a production workload.

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“hugops” is just a way to tweet about a company’s outage without looking like a jerk, but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation

Sam Kottler (@samkottler)Sun, 28 Nov 2021 15:40 GMT

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Mon, 29 Nov 2021 07:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/samkottler/status/1464982574825189387

I mean, yes? That is the point of it? We enjoy dissecting outages and hugops is to indicate that we still sympathize with those fighting the fire even as we speculate about it.

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Sun, 28 Nov 2021 23:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/samkottler/status/1464982574825189387

i’ll say hugops is dope in comparison to getting death threats for the online game you work on being down

ryan kitchens (@this_hits_home)Sun, 28 Nov 2021 20:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/Scarecrow339/status/1462883133012037645

I agree, you should have moved right along instead of writing this dumb tweet 🙂

Terra Field (@RainofTerra)Mon, 22 Nov 2021 20:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/kaykutieontop/status/1460775376725188611

This ain't LinkedIn

GlücklicherMind™ (@GlucklicherMind)Wed, 17 Nov 2021 05:24 GMT

I deleted my ig a few weeks ago, and terrifyingly, I find myself wanting to revive it every time I do something "cool". Its effects are so insidious - the need to prove that our lives are awesome.

Ling 伶 (@UXlifter)Mon, 15 Nov 2021 18:30 GMT

Big reason why just restricting time use isn't enough

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I deleted my ig a few weeks ago, and terrifyingly, I find myself wanting to revive it every time I do something "cool". Its effects are so insidious - the need to prove that our lives are awesome.

Ling 伶 (@UXlifter)Mon, 15 Nov 2021 18:30 GMT

j. (@jackyalcine)Mon, 15 Nov 2021 22:18 GMT

My app utm_no removes utm_whatever=blah tracking params from copied links. It COULD turn t.co links copied from twitter into real links, removing twitter tracking, but it must hit Twitter for that: a privacy problem. Would you want that?

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I made a little app: it sits in your notification area and strips all that utm_stuff=blah&utm_banner=ohno tracking link stuff off of links on your clipboard, so when you paste the link to your mates to share it, all that stuff is gone. Simple but useful! kryogenix.org/code/utm_no/

Stuart Langridge (@sil)Sat, 13 Nov 2021 19:25 GMT

Stuart Langridge (@sil)Mon, 15 Nov 2021 12:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1459866179162492931

People have started to act as if they are perpetually on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, or Instagram, places that have trained all of us to think our opinions are urgently needed at all times.

Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers)Sun, 14 Nov 2021 14:01 GMT

I am once again asking why are men

Stephanie Stimac 🔮 Web Witch (@seaotta)Sun, 14 Nov 2021 22:01 GMT

Here's what happens when you post a photo with no alt text on Twitter, because I think some of you don't understand what I have to do in response. First, it depends on what device I'm looking at it. 1/

Connor Scott-Gardner (@CatchTheseWords)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 11:51 GMT

Oh wow, I was just talking about this in therapy.

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Something hard to learn when suddenly a public profile: You often exist as an entirely fictional character in people's mental storyworlds, with no inputs except escaping from themselves, and no outputs except anger at their phantoms superimposed on pictures of actual people. twitter.com/jenmsft/status…

SwiftOnSecurity (Taylor's Version) (@SwiftOnSecurity)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 19:21 GMT

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Fri, 12 Nov 2021 20:27 GMT

Something hard to learn when suddenly a public profile: You often exist as an entirely fictional character in people's mental storyworlds, with no inputs except escaping from themselves, and no outputs except anger at their phantoms superimposed on pictures of actual people. twitter.com/jenmsft/status…

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I have no idea what I did to provoke this comment, but I'm fairly certain if someone looked at what I was doing with my time they'd say I spend way too many hours working

Jen Gentleman 🌺 (@JenMsft)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 11:57 GMT

SwiftOnSecurity (Taylor's Version) (@SwiftOnSecurity)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 19:21 GMT

I have no idea what I did to provoke this comment, but I'm fairly certain if someone looked at what I was doing with my time they'd say I spend way too many hours working

Jen Gentleman 🌺 (@JenMsft)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 11:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1458833268313366529

Not at all! How much now?

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Thu, 11 Nov 2021 16:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/kadenhatesyou/status/1458288386624524290

jaay ⚔️ (@nxheart_)Wed, 10 Nov 2021 04:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/ellenkorbes/status/1457414200364609545

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sun, 07 Nov 2021 18:39 GMT

It's wild to me that people will openly reply about how they like to be fingered or use butt plugs but then no one wants to disclose that they regularly use Reddit

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sun, 07 Nov 2021 10:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/usedwifi/status/1456776593485885442

remember chris pratt (or his wife) wont see this, but everyone else with a gummy smile will. whats wrong with you for making fun of physical features?

Warden!! ❤️‍🔥 (@WardenMop)Sat, 06 Nov 2021 19:42 GMT

Wouldn’t have believed this was real if I hadn’t taken the screenshot myself

Brendan Dolan-Gavitt (@moyix)Sat, 30 Oct 2021 18:36 +0000

People on TikTok now referring to sex work as “Shrek’s work” to bypass filters

Caragh (@caraghpoh)Thu, 28 Oct 2021 15:52 +0000

Whoever is genuinely tweeting that #CisIsASlur needs to give their head a wobble. Trying to play the victim of a descriptor is pathetic. If cis is a slur, then trans is a slur. Maybe assess your bigotry

witch but the cool kind 🏳️‍🌈🦖🦕🧜🏻‍♀️ (@Wakerifes)Sat, 30 Oct 2021 00:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/neticall/status/1453808443853209602

No, we're going to hire you instead because we are tired of fun, and your resume fits the bill.

Meat (@Wendys)Thu, 28 Oct 2021 19:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/NeilSwallow1/status/1452908693511675908

Woke definition: alert to injustice in society, especially racism. Not really got anything to do with English cuisine Neil, does it?

Graham Edge (@GrahamEdge5)Tue, 26 Oct 2021 13:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/NeilSwallow1/status/1452908693511675908

Rory (@rorynator)Tue, 26 Oct 2021 13:31 +0000

Learn to state your own boundaries on Twitter and accept others'. Boundaries are cool. Mine? Don't joke about my body (even compliments!) if I didn't mention it in the Tweet first/it's not a selfie, and avoid joking about Robert/my relationship if the Tweet is totally unrelated.

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 13:43 +0000

I don't mean to boast, but I got retweeted by the official #GBBO account yesterday. That's right. I'm a big fucking deal now. I'm pretty much the new Mary Berry! #Tweet100

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This is a public service announcement: maltloaf exists. #GBBO twitter.com/ThatWriterJon/…

British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 16:21 +0000

Jon McGreevy (@ThatWriterJon)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 09:55 +0000

Kubecon is having your Twitter feed in person near you.

Jaana Dogan at KubeCon ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:38 +0000

my goal for 2022 is to post thirst traps non stop

skellenton ☠️✨ (@ellenkorbes)Wed, 13 Oct 2021 21:26 +0000

i put alcohol on pat with subtweeting nobody wins - it’s always a bad idea - you feel good for a moment and always regret it later

kris nóva (@krisnova)Wed, 13 Oct 2021 20:41 +0000

Big companies: “Bring your whole selves to work. We believe in inclusion.” Also big companies: “Don’t be mouthy on the bird aite.”

emily freeman (@editingemily)Mon, 11 Oct 2021 21:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/1447674353194258433

Bradshaw 😺🎬📽🎞🎩🎥🍸🎃🧛‍♂️🕸🦇 (@bradshawmu)Mon, 11 Oct 2021 21:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/carolstran/status/1447229941427417094

did you say "mmmm good soup"?

AroraXD (@AroraXD)Sun, 10 Oct 2021 18:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/ayushi7rawat/status/1443588644246224904

Atleast you should follow the things u mentioned in your blog. :(

Uzair Ali (@UzairAli101)Sat, 02 Oct 2021 17:37 +0000

A rich person wearing their hunger games villain outfit reading a book about rich people being bad for clout I'm gonna hurl

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Grimes in Los Angeles today. Photography by Jvshvisions

GRIMES CHARTS (@GrimezszCharts)Sat, 02 Oct 2021 22:20 +0000

Quint 🧪 (@KinoQuint)Sat, 02 Oct 2021 23:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/abbyfuller/status/1444329768929816578

Complaining about accounts you’re choosing to follow is the new “letters to the editor”

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Sat, 02 Oct 2021 16:08 +0000

Good morning! This is still a personal Twitter account. I get to choose what I post. Complaining to my coworkers will not change that. Amazon is already aware of what I post.

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Sat, 02 Oct 2021 15:53 +0000

me, looking at you Respectfully (by the ever lovely @whoismonday)

sky (@manedpup)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 21:13 +0000

I never wanted to fully mute all the crypto/nft stuff cause I wanted to keep an eye on who I support and if they’re into that kind of crap 👀 But it’s too rage inducing, I can’t deal. Y’all continue burning our fucking planet and scamming each other, I’m out.

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 18:35 +0000

It’s October 1st, so a reminder from your friendly neighborhood Blind person (me) that your Halloween-themed spooky Twitter name may be festive, but it breaks screen readers like VoiceOver. Try not to indulge if you can; otherwise someone won’t know who you are for a month.

Steven Aquino (he/him) (@steven_aquino)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 17:37 +0000

Why isn't there a way to mute a hashtag directly from a tweet that's using it?

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 14:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1438011137132351488

on the other hand if you are expecting a response but get a ♥ and nothing else then i probably just don't know what to say and i'm hoping you won't notice

eevee (@eevee)Wed, 15 Sep 2021 05:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/abbyfuller/status/1437281768738988034

After interacting with him for two seconds I'm convinced he's having a manic episode, and while that doesn't excuse his behavior, I hope he gets the help he needs

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Mon, 13 Sep 2021 05:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/the_prion/status/1437147120872529922

You're welcome in the k8s community if you're not going to be an adversarial dickhead and openly insult people. Otherwise yeah dude, fuck off. We don't need you, good luck with the fork, don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out etc.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 12 Sep 2021 20:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/the_prion/status/1437191844727648257

People are worried about you. news.ycombinator.com/item?id=285042… You might be having a manic episode, please consider seeking help before it gets worse. 888-246-3333

Derek Rhodes (@rhodesd_)Mon, 13 Sep 2021 02:45 +0000